Tom
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An Indian, a Muslim, and a Cowboy (probably a Texan?) were sitting in an airport waiting for security to get to them, so they could get in and get on their plane.
Finally, the Indian breaks the silence and says, "My people used to be many and now we are few."
The Muslim jumps in and says, "My people used to be few and now we are many here."
The Cowboy shifts his toothpick to the other side of his mouth, pushes is sweat stained Stetson up a little and says, "That's because we haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet."
Finally, the Indian breaks the silence and says, "My people used to be many and now we are few."
The Muslim jumps in and says, "My people used to be few and now we are many here."
The Cowboy shifts his toothpick to the other side of his mouth, pushes is sweat stained Stetson up a little and says, "That's because we haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet."
