Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're da same age, we was da same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"
"Democrats, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by Boudreaux's."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of dem Chevy's and waits fer someone to unlock da door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on da leg, shake da crap out of 'em and eats 'em!"
"Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't getting' any real nourishment. See, by da time you get done shakin' da crap out of a Democrat, dere ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"
"Democrats, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by Boudreaux's."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of dem Chevy's and waits fer someone to unlock da door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on da leg, shake da crap out of 'em and eats 'em!"
"Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't getting' any real nourishment. See, by da time you get done shakin' da crap out of a Democrat, dere ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."
