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One of the guys posted this on another site. Thought it was pretty funny.
A young boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working
Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on
him.He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding his father in bed with
the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the
concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is
all about.'
The boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People
are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
A young boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working
Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on
him.He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding his father in bed with
the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the
concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is
all about.'
The boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People
are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
