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[Slydog]

LRM,
Before you go gitten another man you better train the one you have,,,,,LOL,,,ROFLMAOPMP,,
don't bite off more than you can chew,,,LOL

MTO,
Thats funny, you grew 1" and 30 lbs in one week. Man You do know how to cook,,,,

 

[Maineiac the original]

That ain't nutin. Now dat ima done wit my hooked on phonics and can read up on dem cookin books. Man in nother month i'll done be 10 foot tall bulletproof.

I'll look like a wrasler 10 foot and 500 lbs. You wait ya ain't seen nutin yet.

 

[LRM]

MTO,
U mean a sumo wrestler... are you from Japan?

CW!!!!!

Whats up besides hard d!@k§ and air planes???
Ohhhhhhh did I spell that outloud?????? ooops

SLY,
u crafty dawg! more to come must now go read posts! Wars still on!

 

[LRM]

MTO,
Do you look good in a uniform?
If so I'll scratch one from my list??

The one I have cooks!!! I need a cleaner!!!
How are you with the mop and broom, laundry...you know the basic Rindercella stuff???

 

[Maineiac the original]

Well let's just say that I missed a few liberty calls. I was learning how if you cant do it right the first time you can stay here while all your buddies are out haveing a good time and drinking beer. And if you get it right tonight then you can try and get it right tommorow and see if you learned.

 

[LRM]

Which means you will clean and clean and clean til you get it right?????

OOOOOoooooooooohhhhhhhhh my fantasy!!!!!!!!!!!

I already have one that can cook now I might catch me one who cleans????????? YYYyyaaaaaaaHHHHHhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Crow Woman]

LRM... when your done with Maineiac... can you send him my way? He can be my pool boy

"Oh Garson... Garson... refill my ice water with lemon, won't you please"

 

[Maineiac the original]

What that means is that I did such a bad job that I had the previlidge to keep practiceing.

Trust me at my house I get if you call that cleaning, hands on hips from wifey poo, aaaahhhh!!!!!!!!

If I though it would help you I would make, get out of my way, I think it is worse after you clean than before. Now get over here and see how it's done.

,yes dear.

 

[Slydog]

Wake up Sis your drulin

and people are gonna talk.

sly

 

[White Raven]

Hey girls... Ya know I was just talking to my husband the other day about the bigamy thing. I told him I wanted three husbands.
I told him I wanted one who can earn lots of money. You know the kind that never leave their office, but always leave the check book at home. I told him I wanted another husband who can cook and clean, you the gay kind. I also told Darryl I wanted him too, but only to be my sex husband. He's not impressed; even though I told him he's never have to work, cook, or clean again, infact he'd never have to leave the bedroom. HHMMMM Men! Can't live with 'em and you'll do 10-20 for shooting em.

Love, Raven

 

[Crow Woman]

My Gawd... I've created a monster

hehehe... a chip off the ole block

 

[LRM]

Raven,
I'm in hot water but I wouldn't say I'm strong. Ya' know that "steel Magnolias" thing. Someone lied.
LRM

 

[danr55]

May we digress to the part about the fur lined handcuffs, please.... That sounded interesting and I wasn't here to play with it...

Speaking of which... or witch... or,,

I guess I should shut up before I get in trouble....

 

[LRM]

I'll talk more about fur line hand cuffs if you are a man that can clean!!! I have one that cooks and I'm good at digression. I have digressed very well in fact!

So do you clean???

 

[danr55]

Do I clean good?? Hon, I lived on a yacht for three years. I clean really good... not that it's my chosen avocation, but I can do it. I can really do it... clean, that is...

 

[Slydog]

Danr55, you is gettin in deep, over yo head deep with them females and if you think any of the boys are goin to be hero's and come jump in and save you, well you better not get in the water unless you are a damn good swimmer.

these two girls will eat you alive and spit out the bones. When they start playin with ya like they are it can only mean one thing.

slow, painfully slow, with no mercy or remorse, kinda pain. You have been warned!

Its time to "RUN FORREST RUN" SAVE YOURSELF

slydog

 

[Delw]

Dan ...
Haven't you learned your lesson yet Stay Away From Internet chicks

Delw

 

[Crow Woman]

Danny Darlin... Don't listen to them men

I was going to leave the fur on the handcuffs JUST FOR YOU

You can trust us... Honest

 

[danr55]

HA!Ha!Ha!Ha!.... Sly, I've been in hotter water than this.. I promise. As for swimming, I can do that too.... Besides fun is fun and serious is serious.. This is fun..

Del,, When one of them asks me to take her to Las Vegas, then I'll start to worry,, 'til then, The Game is Afoot...!!

Now, CW, Tell me about them furry handcuffs... AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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[Crow Woman]

Danny Darlin... I'll wait to show you my fur when we get to Las Vegas