Need some HUNTTALKer's Creative thinking !!

[Moosie]

Needs some Creative Ideas, a Whitty saying.

RE: Running a Triathlon this Sat and want a Shirt made for the race. Need's to be fairly short but funny. Anything goes. Thoughts ?!?!?

Some Idea's I've had are :

"If you'r reading this, you're about to pass a Fat man, congrats"
"I'm only racing for the Beer at the finish line"
"Where is the Hotdog stand?"
"I knew I should have taken a Left at Albuquerque"
"Life is short.. Triathlons make it seem Loooooonger..."

You guys are funny, or think you are. Hurry up, I'm making the shirt tomorrow !!!

 

[TLC]

stop staring at my ass and pass me already.

mickey D's on the left, right, left, right........

my other car is broken down, dammit!!!

chocolate shakes. they do a body good!!!

 

[Moosie]

Good stuff.... I just thought of one. Something like: "I LUV 3-WAYS" on the first line, then put "SWIM", "BIKE","RUN" underneath.. or something like that ?

or "TEAM 3-WAY"

or "Why suck at one sport when you can Suck at 3"...

or "Stroke it, Ride it, and......" {{I don't have anything for Running ??!?! Little help ?" maybe "Cross the LINE"... or "Sprint to the End"..... or ...?

 

[1_pointer]

"Stroke it, Ride it, Hump It"
Swim, Bike, Run

Is this the one in Rexburg? If so, I'd go with the more G rated versions...

 

[noharleyyet]

"I Might Be Chubby but You're Ugly.
"...and I Can Lose Weight!"

 

[TLC]

".......and I signed up for this chit?"

OYOA. does a body good.

Hunttalkers enjoy a three way on our own.

OYOA enjoy three ways on our own.

maybe Fin will spring for the shirt that way?

 

[TLC]

shirt for the running portion only.

feel the burn. ooopppsss, sorry, that was that big mac and fries.

 

[Moosie]

1-pointer.. YAH, IN Rexburg... LEaving Friday to go down !!

I'll keep it G-rated. How About this :

J_st shut th f_ck _p and R_N .... (All that's missing is "YOU" !!)

or

TEAM CLYDESDALE (Size Does Matter)

Talk Trash "Mr. Tiny", Try this at MY weight !!

Please Pass, I just Shat myself.

"Team Tri~ ... 'ing to catch my breath"

 

[Moosie]

P.H.A.T. MAN

Pure Heart Attack Training

And then a Sponsor my Mc Donalds logo or something... or a Picture of a Choco Shake.

I could do a "Team Potato" and then have a "Mr Potato head dude running as a logo. That one would actually be good for the Idaho SPUD MAN race

If I was in Kentucky I could do "KENTUCKY RACERS" and a bucket of Chicken or some KFC logo...

I could do a "TEAM CC+" and the word "Clydesdale" under it.....C is the Roman Number for 100 and since I'm 200+ which is a Clydesdale class, or that could be to complicated ?

OK...... If I trained 1/2 as much as I'm thinking about the FAT man's Logo I might actually do better in the race

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

"My name used to be Alice". The way I figure it if somebody reads that they might lose a step or two. John

 

[schmalts]

Will run for food

 

[fowladdict]

Since it has to be G-rated

"If you can read this you are too close...I have excessive gas"

 

[BillyGoat]

OK...... If I trained 1/2 as much as I'm thinking about the FAT man's Logo I might actually do better in the race

That's exactly what I was thinking, Moosie. Hell you could probably win your age group at this rate.

Good stuff though, but I disagree with Pointer... the more G-rated the event, the more X-rated the shirt ought to be. Hey Pointer, I thought you were doing this race again...?

 

[TLC]

my wife thought this was a good idea.

and she says she's the smart one in the family?

 

[Ridge Runner]

How about Team Macdonalds with a picture of Ronald and under it "Fear the clown"

 

[wilecoyote76]

Moosie, go with this one:

"Short and fat is where it's at!"

"I'm in there like swimwear!"

I will think of a few others....

 

[AZ402]

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

 

[Grady]

I think you're way overthinking this whole thing.....I would put your energy into the race and don't worry about the shirt.

G

 

[Tom]

Are we there yet?

 

[danr55]

"Follow me for free food and booze"