Makes me laugh every time

[fishing4sanity]

Ok, maybe I'm a bit sophomoric, but every time I need to lighten the day this works.

 

[blueridge]

Huh, brakes work different there.

Wives too. Because with mine, it would only happen once.

 

[El Jason]

Wives too. Because with mine, it would only happen once.

I think we just witnessed an F bomb in a foreign language. My wife would kick my ass if I did that.

 

[fishing4sanity]

Huh, brakes work different there.

Yeah, the YouTube poster must not drive much.

 

[fishing4sanity]

I think we just witnessed an F bomb in a foreign language. My wife would kick my ass if I did that.

I'm guessing they don't "beep" foreign language videos, I'm guessing those weren't terms of endearment. If it were me, forgiveness would be a long ways down the road - if ever.

 

[Hem]

Now why would someone do that to their wife? she has control over something you want.
No love for that dude in the near future

 

[noharleyyet]

Guy hits breaks, ex-wife arrested....

 

[El Jason]

Now why would someone do that to their wife? she has control over something you want.
No love for that dude in the near future

#coldshower

 

[blueridge]

My wife would kick my ass if I did that.

Yup. I like getting laid way too much to try crap like that. Cause it would be a looooooong time.

 

[JohnCushman]

I'm single, so it's expected of me and my buddy to do that to each other

 

[LCH]

I accidentally did that to my daughter when she was about 4, drinking a red Powerade. Turning right on red, upslope, goosed the accelerator and I just hear a shout and gurgling from the back..

 

[Hunting Wife]

Funny, but if mine did that to me he might get shanked in his sleep. Just sayin’.

 

[Jape]

Now why would someone do that to their wife? she has control over something you want.
No love for that dude in the near future

True, but maybe worth it..... maybe

 

[Gerald Martin]

Under all that beautiful skin, personality, feminine softness and good smell, lies a streak of cold steel.

Only a fool or a brave man would try this...... on second thought, eliminate my second choice...

 

[teej89]

I would no longer be on this planet and it'd be covered up so well no one would know I was gone.

Worse part is if I survived she could easily recruit my mom and sisters who seem to always have her back....

 

[teej89]

Side Note: True Story. I once hip checked my wife into a couch (jokingly), she went to punch me in the chest (rightfully so) and I "blocked it" (dumb mistake) deflecting it into my face which ended up knocking out my bridge on my front teeth the night before thanksgiving hahaha!

Now I know why my 80# lab is afraid of smaller dogs.

 

[Gr8bawana]

I wonder why the video stops before we get to see her smacking the crap out of him? I'd be afraid to sleep for a very long time if I was him.

 

[Jape]

Once upon a time, I thought it would be funny to dump a bucket of ice cold water on my wife in the shower. It was..... until a couple days later.

 

[thusby]

... they just don't forget, ever.

 

[Hem]

I dont lay an aggressive hand on my dogs .
but one year my wife and I were walking the Chesapeake up a trail when a situation arose where the dog twisted off fully ignoring me. I was pissed and took a swing at him with the rope end of the leash.
Bad move...missed the dog and laid that rope across both shins of my wife.
Oh Shit...
There was one submissive dog walking down the trail.