Major League Baseball in a National Park

[Nameless Range]

An escalator. Gold plated. Ascending the 7,000 ft of relief of Grand Teton. Digital billboards every 100 ft. That's 70 billboards at $1 million a pop. Amazon already pre-reserved 50 of em. At the top, a McDonalds - with a secret Trump Steak menu. Kid Rock on a loop through the finest speakers. At the center of each table, a hologram TED talk. You have one of three choices: Elon Musk geetered out on Ketamine and dancing with a chainsaw. Peter Thiel lecturing you about the antichrist and how it's debatable whether your children should live to old age. Or The Donald saying "You're Fired", on a loop. Minimum $20,000 a plate. $5 off your dinner for every act of fealty you shower on the hologram - max discount 20 bucks. No masturbating - unless you purchase the Deluxe package, which comes with a pardon. No immigrants, legal or not. No women Thursday-Sunday.

 

[Hem]

Not just the most recent generation. Went to dinner friday and noted most tables had older dolks, like 70+ in age. Of the 3 tables i could see. All 6 were ignoring the table and using phones

True.

 

[jimh406]

TDS is strong with some of you. On the plus side, you only have to survive another 2 1/2 years.

 

[jimh406]

Not just the most recent generation. Went to dinner friday and noted most tables had older dolks, like 70+ in age. Of the 3 tables i could see. All 6 were ignoring the table and using phones

I guess it just depends. Sometimes a meal is just to eat food and not a social occasion.

 

[Islander]

Doesn't bother me a bit. Depends on the national park and where they place the facility.

Last I checked, Yellowstone was a national park. What facilities are in Yellowstone?

• Restaurants / dining rooms
• Cafeterias and grills
• Delis, snack shops and coffee counters
• Bars/lounges
• General stores / small grocery stores
• Gift shops / bookstores
• Hotels, lodges and cabins — 9 lodging properties
• Campgrounds — 11 developed campgrounds
• Visitor centers / museums / information stations
• Gas stations
• Some auto-repair/service facilities
• Medical clinics — Mammoth, Old Faithful and Lake Village
• Post offices
• Marina / boat rentals and launches
• Horseback-riding facilities
• Picnic areas — 52
• Public restrooms
• Laundry facilities at some lodging/camping areas
• Showers at some locations
• Backcountry permit offices
• Fishing/boating permit services
• Bear-spray sales/rentals
• EV charging at some developed areas
• Ranger stations
• Amphitheaters / ranger-program facilities

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Think how far the HRs will fly in the high altitude!!

 

[Wildabeest]

Went to dinner friday and noted most tables had older dolks

Early bird special?

 

[Gr8bawana]

After you’ve pissed all over the Constitution, the courts, and the American people, you move to landmarks and the like.

Gotta keep folks distracted from the fact that he’s a pediaphile and named in the Epstein files hundreds of times, the fact his family has scammed tax payers out of billions, the fact that he’s a multi time convicted felon, and all around scumbag human. Oh ya, and gas and diesel prices are off the charts. We started a proxy war for Israel. I could go on.

There isn’t anything this moron and his administration could do that would shock me at this point.

Don’t forget to keep your eyes peeled for your DOGE check, your tariff check, and the newest $5k check to buy the votes of America’s stupidest voters.

Can’t stop winning.

Idiot couldn’t even find a decent sport to try and promote. WNBA would get more traction than MLB.

Let's not cloud the issue with facts!

 

[jabber]

Let's not cloud the issue with facts!

Or fiction

 

[Bob-WY]

Early bird special?

Clise, unknown to us, friday fish fry