Major League Baseball in a National Park

[Nameless Range]

An escalator. Gold plated. Ascending the 7,000 ft of relief of Grand Teton. Digital billboards every 100 ft. That's 70 billboards at $1 million a pop. Amazon already pre-reserved 50 of em. At the top, a McDonalds - with a secret Trump Steak menu. Kid Rock on a loop through the finest speakers. At the center of each table, a hologram TED talk. You have one of three choices: Elon Musk geetered out on Ketamine and dancing with a chainsaw. Peter Thiel lecturing you about the antichrist and how it's debatable whether your children should live to old age. Or The Donald saying "You're Fired", on a loop. Minimum $20,000 a plate. $5 off your dinner for every act of fealty you shower on the hologram - max discount 20 bucks. No masturbating - unless you purchase the Deluxe package, which comes with a pardon. No immigrants, legal or not. No women Thursday-Sunday.

 

[Hem]

Not just the most recent generation. Went to dinner friday and noted most tables had older dolks, like 70+ in age. Of the 3 tables i could see. All 6 were ignoring the table and using phones

True.