Major League Baseball in a National Park

[Nameless Range]

An escalator. Gold plated. Ascending the 7,000 ft of relief of Grand Teton. Digital billboards every 100 ft. That's 70 billboards at $1 million a pop. Amazon already pre-reserved 50 of em. At the top, a McDonalds - with a secret Trump Steak menu. Kid Rock on a loop through the finest speakers. At the center of each table, a hologram TED talk. You have one of three choices: Elon Musk geetered out on Ketamine and dancing with a chainsaw. Peter Thiel lecturing you about the antichrist and how it's debatable whether your children should live to old age. Or The Donald saying "You're Fired", on a loop. Minimum $20,000 a plate. $5 off your dinner for every act of fealty you shower on the hologram - max discount 20 bucks. No masturbating - unless you purchase the Deluxe package, which comes with a pardon. No immigrants, legal or not. No women Thursday-Sunday.

 

[Hem]

Not just the most recent generation. Went to dinner friday and noted most tables had older dolks, like 70+ in age. Of the 3 tables i could see. All 6 were ignoring the table and using phones

True.

 

[jimh406]

TDS is strong with some of you. On the plus side, you only have to survive another 2 1/2 years.

 

[jimh406]

Not just the most recent generation. Went to dinner friday and noted most tables had older dolks, like 70+ in age. Of the 3 tables i could see. All 6 were ignoring the table and using phones

I guess it just depends. Sometimes a meal is just to eat food and not a social occasion.

 

[Islander]

Doesn't bother me a bit. Depends on the national park and where they place the facility.

Last I checked, Yellowstone was a national park. What facilities are in Yellowstone?

• Restaurants / dining rooms
• Cafeterias and grills
• Delis, snack shops and coffee counters
• Bars/lounges
• General stores / small grocery stores
• Gift shops / bookstores
• Hotels, lodges and cabins — 9 lodging properties
• Campgrounds — 11 developed campgrounds
• Visitor centers / museums / information stations
• Gas stations
• Some auto-repair/service facilities
• Medical clinics — Mammoth, Old Faithful and Lake Village
• Post offices
• Marina / boat rentals and launches
• Horseback-riding facilities
• Picnic areas — 52
• Public restrooms
• Laundry facilities at some lodging/camping areas
• Showers at some locations
• Backcountry permit offices
• Fishing/boating permit services
• Bear-spray sales/rentals
• EV charging at some developed areas
• Ranger stations
• Amphitheaters / ranger-program facilities

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Think how far the HRs will fly in the high altitude!!