Livin' The Good Life

[Big Fin]

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Schmalts noticed this Milwuakee lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a big fat joint."

"Apart from that," she continued, "I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid as often as possible, and do no other exercise at all."

In disbelief, Schmalts replied, "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Twenty-four!" she replied.

 

[noharleyyet]

LMAO...schmalts's nad nurse?

 

[schmalts]

Damn, is that the late George Burns?? That is the kind of cougars Greenhorn hunts in Livingston

 

[Big Fin]

..schmalts's nad nurse?

That's exactly what I thought, but I didn't want to burst Schmalt's balloon.

 

[schmalts]

That's exactly what I thought, but I didn't want to burst Schmalt's balloon.

She's hot, i bet she can take her teeth out too

 

[hntrjohn]

Livin' The Good Life
wasn't that a web site address,
or was it the hunters life, or something like that.

 

[Moosie]

Livin' The Good Life
wasn't that a web site address,
or was it the hunters life, or something like that.

OHHH Dang... that was funny !!!! Is that place and people still around ?