I may or may not have.....

[Kaitum]

I may or may not have exchanged pleasantries with a current U.S. Senator at a brewfest while my BAC was at a measurable level and my boss stood 10 feet away looking on in horror. I contend I did not say anything inappropriate. After said Senator walked away my boss came up to me with a look of sheer terror, "What did you say?" To which I replied, "That problem we've been dealing with, don't worry, I took care of it."

 

[44hunter45]

I was a day early for my summer session as a freshman at University of Idaho. I stayed with a friend at his apartment off campus until the dorms opened for us. He was headed home that night. So his roommates threw a little party. When the roommate had an AD with his handgun that night I went out and slept in my truck. It was quite an eye opening experience for this green kid.

Where I lived on campus was described by one sorority girl as "where there is dead stuff hanging in the Fall" We did get written up by the Health department for having wild game in the commercial kitchen. So we had to rent locker space for our deer and elk.

The founders of the local chapter may or may not have "gone hunting with their dog Spot" in the 50's to feed the fraternity....

Moscow life.

 

[JTHOMP]

I may or may not have forgot a deer head in an icechest inside my hatchback company vehicle when I got called out on a job and left it at the air port for 2 weeks.

I may or may not have attempted to finish said skull mount by letting it soak in a junker ice chest on the edge of the house I rented. My landlord may or may not have called to yell at me after cutting grass and emptying it’s contents.

 

[6mm Remington]

I may or may not have gotten left over crab legs from a restaurant employee who was going to throw them out. I may have figured that they still had some purpose left in them. I may have taken the smelly crab legs and using my "fleet key" to open up the door to my Sergeants patrol vehicle. He did not care what the inside of his car looked like and it appeared that a transient was living on the floor of the front passenger seat area. Empty McDonalds bags and other various food containers were above seat hight on the passenger front floorboards. I may have placed several crab legs in this garbage and underneath this trash heap up near where the floor heat vent was. He may or may not have finally caved in and had to clean out his car as it stunk so bad that even he could not stand it!

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Oh wait this may or may not belong here. It was more of an intentional I may or may not have instead of just s#!*^ happening.

 

[Western Traveler1]

I may or may not have gotten left over crab legs from a restaurant employee who was going to throw them out. I may have figured that they still had some purpose left in them. I may have taken the smelly crab legs and using my "fleet key" to open up the door to my Sergeants patrol vehicle. He did not care what the inside of his car looked like and it appeared that a transient was living on the floor of the front passenger seat area. Empty McDonalds bags and other various food containers were above seat hight on the passenger front floorboards. I may have placed several crab legs in this garbage and underneath this trash heap up near where the floor heat vent was. He may or may not have finally caved in and had to clean out his car as it stunk so bad that even he could not stand it!

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Oh wait this may or may not belong here. It was more of an intentional I may or may not have instead of just s#!*^ happening.

I may or may not have sprayed mace into the heater outlets of my Sergeants patrol car in the middle of winter and turned the settings on high for when he turned on the ignition.

 

[Western Traveler1]

I may or may not have found two spoonbills my hunting partner shot after I passed on them and he threw them into the back of my pickup when I wasn’t looking. If I found them I may or may not have hidden them up under the front axle behind the radiator of his pick-up the next day at work. He may or may not have wondered why the neighbors cat kept crawling up in there for the next two weeks and what the awful smell was until he went in for an oil change and the tech found them. I may or may not have told him “revenge, a dish best served cold”

 

[6mm Remington]

I may or may not have had a different Sergeant who smoked in his car and he smoked one right after the other. Really nice fellow but the cigarettes were bad. I may have had a smoke detector go south on me in my house at the time. It might have become uber sensitive and even just a little sniff of something burning on the stove and it would go off, and was quite loud I might say. I might have figured the old girl still had some life/use left in her and may have taped the smoke detector to the headliner of his patrol car directly behind where he sat and behind the cage behind the front seat. I may have wanted to follow him home that afternoon to see what happened to witness the events as they unfolded but I could not do it and give myself away.

 

[Elkoholic]

Ok... I'll leave the "may not have" part out, because I did put a fresh WT buck penis, scrotum & tarsal glands under the front seat of a buddie's truck, if only I could've been there for the enjoyment a week later when he figured out why his truck stunk like rotting WT balls

 

[MTGomer]

Put a raghorn bull cut in half in the trunk and backseat of a 1995 Toyota Corolla on Halloween, 2010.

 

[slatebuilder]

I may or may not shoot turkeys before school......I also may or may not show the kids how to clean turkeys on the wood shop work benches at school.

 

[geetar]

I may or may not have forgot a deer head in an icechest inside my hatchback company vehicle when I got called out on a job and left it at the air port for 2 weeks.

I may or may not have attempted to finish said skull mount by letting it soak in a junker ice chest on the edge of the house I rented. My landlord may or may not have called to yell at me after cutting grass and emptying it’s contents.

And the winner is https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FlickeringCandidBoubou-max-1mb.gif

 

[TriStar Hunt]

When I was a kid and got my first rabbit with a slingshot, I may or may not have tried to sharpen a kitchen knife with a wet stone...

and I may or may not have thought that a wet stone was a stone that was wet...

and I may or may not have used spit to wet the stone.

 

[VikingsGuy]

I may or may not have brought a snowmobile into a cheap motel room on an exceedingly cold night (-40F) to make sure it would start the next morning. This may or may not have permanently damaged the door jam as our measurements were an inch off and more throttle than planned was necessary to pass through the doorway.

I may or may not have butchered two pronghorn in a motel room in WY.

 

[Steelsearchin]

I may or may not have helped my cousin catch a sleeping mallard one night in his backpack after a night class at the “other” MSU along the Red Cedar river. It may or may not have pooped all over $300 of textbooks before being let go in a dorm hallway that night. When I saw that, I definitely DID laugh even more.

I may or may not have helped a friend break up with a high-maintenance self-indulged psychopath a year or two later at the same university. He may or may not have been looking to break up with her at the time, but when she found a black thong (that I may or may not have planted) in the passenger door of his truck, it started the beginning of the end. I may or may not have kept the secret for the last 20 years. He’s a non-hunter, so I may or may not be worried about him reading this here.

In 2002, I may or may not have gotten agitated at then Illini basketball coach Bill Self for taunting the MSU home crowd after squeaking out a 2 point victory over my beloved Coach Izzo. I may or may not have thrown a wadded up paper bag at his head during his post-game interview. Thankfully the wadded up bag had too much velocity to hold its projected perfect point of impact, and it curved around his ugly gourd at the last second. I definitely WAS observed by a Breslin Center security guard, and I definitely DID ditch my sweatshirt, before quickly disappearing into a sea of white shirts, calmly exiting the building- and (more importantly) preserving my graduation status.

In high school my brother and I may or may not have used fishing line to affix a Canada goose head/neck combo above the passenger visor of my brother’s friend’s truck. When their super squeamish buddy later pulled down the visor to “grab that CD above the visor,” he definitely DID scream like a little girl in that moment. For a pretty good hockey defensemen, we didn’t know his voice would go that high!

I may or may not have slipped a slug into my buddy’s 16 gauge single-shot “road gun” while two-tracking for thunder chickens years ago. The bird in question jumped across the two-track to a side of the trail with some cabins in the far distance, so we tipped him off before he ever pulled the hammer back. He’s a big dude at 6’5”, but I still think it would’ve been funny.

When I was 14 or 15, I may or may not have removed the ball from my uncle’s trailer hitch the night before he was going to pull his camper from Michigan back to Massachusetts. He had short-sheeted my and my brother’s beds the night before and thought it was a pretty funny stunt. He spent over an hour looking for it the next day (while I was MIA trout fishing!) when he had to leave for home with his family.

I may or may not have confused (and possibly scared) a coworker with the same igloo lunch cooler years ago in the breakroom at work. It seems she'd been anticipating finding a sandwich, apple, and some carrots when she opened her cooler... turns out an intact and half-frozen mallard (thawing for dog training later than night) wasn't what she was expecting. Thankfully she realized her mistake and was in good spirits. After that I wrote my name on the top of the cooler to avoid confusion.

Good times!

 

[gouch]

I may or may not have confused (and possibly scared) a coworker with the same igloo lunch cooler years ago in the breakroom at work. It seems she'd been anticipating finding a sandwich, apple, and some carrots when she opened her cooler... turns out an intact and half-frozen mallard (thawing for dog training later than night) wasn't what she was expecting. Thankfully she realized her mistake and was in good spirits. After that I wrote my name on the top of the cooler to avoid confusion.

Good times!

That reminded me, I may or may not have killed a rattlesnake and put it in the little coleman cooler that I carried my lunch in. Then I may or may not have forgotten about it until my wife went to clean the cooler. She don't like snakes and she really don't like people laughing at her reaction to said snake.

 

[VikingsGuy]

That reminded me, I may or may not have killed a rattlesnake and put it in the little coleman cooler that I carried my lunch in. Then I may or may not have forgotten about it until my wife went to clean the cooler. She don't like snakes and she really don't like people laughing at her reaction to said snake.

now former wife?

 

[slatebuilder]

I may or may not have put a whole dead deer in the back of a rented Infinity QX80

 

[Mike Tomano]

I may or may not have hunted squirrels from my back porch.

 

[Nick87]

I may have used the vacuum at a car wash to clean help clean up while plucking ducks.

 

[bowhuntmontana]

I may or may not have put four elk quarters into the trunk of my '98 Ford Escort, and the only place the head and antlers fit was inside, after some MacGyver-like maneuvering. It was a 300ish bull and that little car was packed to the gills with meat, gear, and antler. And I may or may not have received numerous honks and positive thumbs up on the way home.