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If you watch till the end I'm not sure this guy fishes for the same reasons I do....
 
If you watch till the end I'm not sure this guy fishes for the same reasons I do....
I didn't read the 'watch to the end' part and for the first 2/3 of the clip, I was like "man, this is pretty sweet" - then I saw the end. Good lord.
 
How many times do we have to see this same stupid post formula? This one:

1. I am not skilled enough to stalk into my effective range.
2. I decide to take a longer shot to compensate.
3. Shockingly, my target moves between the time I shoot and the time my bullet/arrow reaches it, way over there in the next county. Whoops!
4. Lucky for me, my bullet/arrow still connects, hitting it in the mouth/intestines/lower spine/forelegs.
5. Now that my severely maimed target will hold still for a sec, I deliver a second shot, because I care a great deal about ethical and humane kills.

So tired of the "extended my range" -> "uh oh spaghetti-o's!" -> "it all worked out in the end" story arc.
 
How many times do we have to see this same stupid post formula? This one:

1. I am not skilled enough to stalk into my effective range.
2. I decide to take a longer shot to compensate.
3. Shockingly, my target moves between the time I shoot and the time my bullet/arrow reaches it, way over there in the next county. Whoops!
4. Lucky for me, my bullet/arrow still connects, hitting it in the mouth/intestines/lower spine/forelegs.
5. Now that my severely maimed target will hold still for a sec, I deliver a second shot, because I care a great deal about ethical and humane kills.

So tired of the "extended my range" -> "uh oh spaghetti-o's!" -> "it all worked out in the end" story arc.

Don't forget, anyone who criticizes me is just jealous of my skillz!
 
How many times do we have to see this same stupid post formula? This one:

1. I am not skilled enough to stalk into my effective range.
2. I decide to take a longer shot to compensate.
3. Shockingly, my target moves between the time I shoot and the time my bullet/arrow reaches it, way over there in the next county. Whoops!
4. Lucky for me, my bullet/arrow still connects, hitting it in the mouth/intestines/lower spine/forelegs.
5. Now that my severely maimed target will hold still for a sec, I deliver a second shot, because I care a great deal about ethical and humane kills.

So tired of the "extended my range" -> "uh oh spaghetti-o's!" -> "it all worked out in the end" story arc.
Like guy weaves a whole long story to restate the plain truth: He took a bad shot on purpose because he values the gram post more than he does the principles of ethical hunting.

But If I was dumb enough to maim an ostrich with my bow from 140 yards I would at least keep the stupid story to myself
 
@WildWill is dat you?
That is exactly what I look like without a shirt but his is bigger. I'm talking about the flamethrower of course.
 

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