Funny as long as your not a midget

[malpractice]

> > The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost
> > all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told
> > him about his problem.
> > The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would
> > have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor
> > stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
> > examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left
> > testicle and told the midget to turn his head and
> > cough, the usual method to check for a hernia
> > 'Aha!' mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger
> > under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough
> > again. 'Aha!' said the doctor once more, and
> > reached
> > for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the
> > right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left
> > side.
> > The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but
> > noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
> > The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
> > examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The
> > midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around
> > and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
> > The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?'
> > The midget replied, 'Perfect Doc, and I didn't even
> > feel it. What did you do?'
> > The doctor replied 'I cut two inches off the top of
> > your cowboy boots.'