First Date

I didn't get that much action in 10 years from my ex....& it cost half a house, a savings account, and a new car.

...and I have good hair.:confused:
 
She worked (dang, I almost spelled whored) at the court house and could've easily got'tn me one...for my ankle.
 
I think that was Rod Stewart. He's been married seven times I think.

"I'm not going to get married again. I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
 

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