Fill in the blank: If I was wealthy ...

[Brittany Chukarman]

White horses
and ladies by the score

 

[Wildabeest]

I’d run for Congress. Oh wait, you get rich after that.

 

[Gellar]

Two chicks at the same time.

I call B.S.

 

[Dave N]

Two chicks at the same time.

Wife is at work?

 

[Wildabeest]

I would buy a bunch of auction tags and light them on fire.

Comon, you could buy your own lobbyist.

 

[fowladdict]

Send it to a dementia org...cuz f dementia!!

 

[PRO MO]

Two chicks at the same time.

beat me to it! damn you.

 

[PRO MO]

i'd buy a couple planes, a couple ranches, a few houses all over, and all the toys/hunts/vacations a guy could ever wish for... pretty simple

 

[Nick87]

I call B.S.

I dont.

 

[noharleyyet]

Two chicks at the same time.

Paint your house?

 

[Nick87]

Paint your house?

Please explain.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Paint your house?

Chef. Never have to have the "what are we having for dinner" conversation ever again.

 

[geetar]

Hire chopper pilots to drop me into landlocked public spots whenever I wanted to.

 

[noharleyyet]

Please explain.

Her: I'll do any three word request for a hundred bucks.

Me: Paint my house.

 

[44hunter45]

I'd buy HT and throw about 2/3 of you off.

 

[Sheltowee]

Two chicks at the same time.

Was waiting for this.

 

[Nick87]

Was waiting for this.

Been waiting my whole life

 

[brymoore]

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[brockel]

Millions would be plenty. Any more than that seems to turn people into wierdo mfers.

I’ll wipe my wierdo tears with my billions

 

[Art Vandeley]

Lots of salt water fishing