Fill in the blank: If I was wealthy ...

[Brittany Chukarman]

White horses
and ladies by the score

 

[Wildabeest]

I’d run for Congress. Oh wait, you get rich after that.

 

[Gellar]

Two chicks at the same time.

I call B.S.

 

[Dave N]

Two chicks at the same time.

Wife is at work?

 

[Wildabeest]

I would buy a bunch of auction tags and light them on fire.

Comon, you could buy your own lobbyist.