Dad Joke thread

[BearFoot]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[elkduds]

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Picard is not too worried.

 

[buxnbullz]

I was robbed by 6 dwarfs today! - Not Happy!

 

[buxnbullz]

Apparently, you can't use "beefstew" as a password.

It is not stroganoff!

 

[44hunter45]

I was robbed by 6 dwarfs today! - Not Happy!

I could not stop the mental picture of @JohnCushman losing his wallet at Mini-Me Gentleman's Club.

 

[Hntandfsh]

"I'm hungry"
"Hi hungry, I'm Art"

It will never get old. Except to my kids they are tired of it HAHA

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[BearFoot]

 

[noharleyyet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/GuysBeingDudes/comments/1md6y3b/peak_dad_humor

 

[seeth07]

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar but a 30 minute walk from the bar to my house.

The difference is staggering

 

[kansasdad]

A girl named “Ikea” had to change her name to stop being picked on at school…..






“Stop being picked on at school” is arguably a worse name

 

[buxnbullz]

"Hey Krystal, I was at a garage sale last weekend & saw a radio for sale. The note said, "RADIO, $1 VOLUME STUCK ON HIGH."

I said to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

 

[buxnbullz]

Poor Jim was a little upset this morning.

"Hey Krystal. My horse will only come out of her stable after dark!"

"Really Jim, how come?"

"She is becoming a nightmare!"

 

[kansasdad]

What’s the main difference between the people of Bahrain and AbuDhabi?






The people of Bahrain don’t like the Flintstones, but the people of AbuDhabi Doo!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[cne-elk]

what does mrs clause get when she wears tight pants....... Mistletoe


Why do the seven dwarfs laugh when they play soccer..........the grass tickles there balls

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Wild Bill]

 

[Mule Kick]

Wife asked if I’ve seen the dog bowl? I said, I never knew he did.

Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.