Dad Joke thread

What did the football player say to the bank teller?



I want my quarterback!
 
A young boy is fooling around one day and swallows a handful of beebies. He goes running to his mother "Mama Mama I swallowed some beebies!" His mama rushes him to the doctor and the doctor says " Don't worry about it they'll pass right through." The next day the kid does it again and goes running to his mother "Mama I swallowed some more beebies!" She says "The doctor already told you don't worry about it they'll pass right through." The kid says "Yeah Mama but I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
 
I think we are running the well dry on Covid Humor, and hunting memes. This well never runs dry....
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Good stuff bruv. good stuff.
 
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