Dad Joke thread

Driving down the road the other day, I was discussing with the kids about an upcoming antelope hunt. Told them I was planning to bring all the camp gear and we'd make a weekend out of it.

8 y/o asked if we can bring a shovel to dig for gold. It's a new obsession, or get rich quick scheme in his mind. I said sure, we can bring a shovel.

10 y/o chimes in with, "We can use it for poop too" (alluding to digging a hole for the necessary).

There is a pause in the back of the truck for a couple of seconds, and the 8 y/o asks, "Why would anyone want to dig for poop?"
 
I have an old hubcap I shined up and use as a plate when I eat eggs Benedict because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
 
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