That reddish scooter set me back $990 in 2006, gets 68 mpg, insurance $78 year, I have 22,600 miles on it, do all my own maintenance. Run the math and laugh all you want guys. Doesn't bother me a tad.
Dude, I wasn't razzing you for having a scooter. I was just imagining all that stuff on the back of one. Then my inner "dumb and dumber" kicked in, that's all.
I see some crazy stuff on the freeway sometimes. If I could do my job on a Honda trail 70 I would.
Good luck on the hunt. Where u headed and what u chasin?