Assume new names

[Whiskers]

Dorky Giggle Butt........my wife says it fits.

 

[Elkhunter]

Boobie Gizzard-hiney

 

[danr55]

Zippy Waffle Lips.. Hmm sounds appropriate..

 

[KeithE]

chim-chim girdlesniffer

 

[Bambistew]

Poopsy Liverbuns

 

[oldoregon]

loopy apple-brain!

 

[MEATHEAD]

Loopy Girdle-Tush

 

[Quick Draw]

Or if I go with Quick Draw McGraw (which is actully my whole nickname for my dad) it would be............
Chim-chim Gizard Buns
And that is using Draw as the first part of my last name...LOL
Quick Draw

 

[wilecoyote76]

Boobie Pickle-Chunks -

I got really excited when I saw my new first name!!

Wilecoyote76

 

[BHR]

Dorkey Bubble Butt!

 

[Moosie]

Awsome Stud Muffin.....

(they jsut mixed it up if I used the above words

)

 

[Ridge Runner]

Zippy Girdlebutt

Happy trails

 

[Quick Draw]

This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.Send it on to everyone you know including the person that
sent it to you. You DO NOT have to send it back to me, but if you want to
that is fine also.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
* a = apple
* b = toilet
* c = giggle
* d = burger
* e = girdle
* f = barf
* g = lizard
* h = waffle
* i = cootie
* j = monkey
* k = potty
* l = liver
* m = banana
* n = rhino
* o = bubble
* p = hamster
* q = toad
* r = gizzard
* s = pizza
* t = gerbil
* u = chicken
* v = pickle
* w = chuckle
* x = tofu
* y = gorilla
* z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
* a = head
* b = mouth
* c = face
* d = nose
* e = tush
* f = breath
* g = pants
* h = shorts
* i = lips
* j = honker
* k = butt
* l = brain
* m = tushie
* n = chunks
* o = hiney
* p = biscuits
* q = toes
* r = buns
* s = fanny
* t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles
* v = kisser
* w = squirt
* x = humperdinck
* y = brains
* z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Quick Draw

 

[Tara]

My new name is Loopy Bubbletush!! Does that mean I am loopy???

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 12-15-2003 12:33: Message edited by: Tara ]</font>

 

[Quick Draw]

My new name would be Chim-chim WaffleSniffer.
Ok then. I got this as a email from my cousin. I think I'll stick with either Erin or Quick Draw/ LOL LOL

Quick Draw

 

[trophy_killer]

Crusty Gorilla Buns!!

 

[Gunner46]

I'm sorry, but I refuse to go through the rest of my life known as Poopie Chicken-Brain !!!!

I can see it know. " Hey PC-B, pour another round". " Yeah, 'ol PC-B got lucky and shot a buck last week". "Anyone seen PC-B"?

Nahhhhh, we won't go down THAT, thank you, else I see a

a comin' on!

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 12-15-2003 13:51: Message edited by: Gunner46 ]</font>

 

[Dano1]

hey Buttercup Pizza-Brain, (I mean Moosie) tell the truth! That seems to fit!

I'm Zippy Bubble-Tushie!

Dano

 

[Quick Draw]

WE all have such nice names. Now one moare thing, call your mother's and inform them of your new names. I'll be telling my mom tonight.
Quick Draw

 

[Kraven]

AHHHH nothin like being called Squeezeit WaffleTushie