A little humour for your day

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

Construction update

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

 

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[TN2shot07]

 

[BearFoot]

On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gift certificate from his wife...

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoon and then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

 

[noharleyyet]

Might be a rerun...

 

[Brandon.in.parts]

Might be a rerun...
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You know what they call the person that came in last in med school?....................Doctor

 

[Cav1]

 

[Stocker]

 

[Simeod]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

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[Tradewind]

An acquaintance worked for a big construction company that landed a job remodeling all of the McDonald’s locally. On every McDonald’s job that they finished, just before the inspector came to do the final inspection, they would purposely knock a ceiling tile out of the ceiling right inside the door or do some other such thing that was obvious and easy to fix. It gave the inspector something to focus on and feel good about doing his job.

it works well, I used to do somethign similar i a different venue.

 

[Tradewind]

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like how they never run out of ammo in a gun fight. Especially 6 shooters

 

[noharleyyet]