A little humour for your day

[Dougfirtree]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[RealMuddyboots]

Military releases ballistic test that confirmed 6.5CM as new battle rifle.

 

[Walkathon]

^^^ I always suspected it performed like that^^^

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[BAKPAKR]

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A long time ago, the incorrect version was the favorite saying of the guy overseeing the logging job I was working on. I just mentioned that to my siblings the other day.

 

[44hunter45]

A long time ago, the incorrect version was the favorite saying of the guy overseeing the logging job I was working on. I just mentioned that to my siblings the other day.

WV-isms ... My grandmother always said, "Ride me over to the store." We used to think that was the funniest thing ever.

 

[BAKPAKR]

WV-isms ... My grandmother always said, "Ride me over to the store." We used to think that was the funniest thing ever.

I remember my grandmother, on a visit to Idaho from West Virginia, asking my dad if he caught anything when he got back from hunting.

 

[CRJR45]

I had a fellow worker that would ask , Hey , borrow me a twenty , I’ll pay you back .

 

[elkduds]

Tempting, but, , ,

 

[antelopedundee]

I had a fellow worker that would ask , Hey , borrow me a twenty , I’ll pay you back .

Lend me 20, but give me only ten, that way you'll owe me 10 and I'll owe you 10 and we'll be even.

 

[warmer]

Throw the horse over the fence some hay.

 

[mtmuley]

I had a fellow worker that would ask , Hey , borrow me a twenty , I’ll pay you back .

When I smoked 30 years ago guys would ask, hey, have an extra cigarette? I always said no. 20 to a pack that's all. mtmuley

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

When I smoked 30 years ago guys would ask, hey, have an extra cigarette? I always said no. 20 to a pack that's all. mtmuley

When i was real little before he quit I remember my dad telling people that asked. "No, and remember im just looking out for your best interest shits bad for ya"

 

[cowboy]

Throw the horse over the fence some hay.

Or “Throw Mama downstairs the broom”.

 

[mtmuley]

When i was real little before he quit I remember my dad telling people that asked. "No, and remember im just looking out for your best interest shits bad for ya"

That's funny. I remember following my Grandfather around as a little kid and when he spit seeing the dark brown in the snow. I asked what it was and he always said licorice. When I asked for a piece he always said it was the last one. I figured out as I got older he was chewing leaf tobacco. I miss that man. mtmuley

 

[pitt_mb]

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