A little humour for your day

[antelopedundee]

I had a fellow worker that would ask , Hey , borrow me a twenty , I’ll pay you back .

Lend me 20, but give me only ten, that way you'll owe me 10 and I'll owe you 10 and we'll be even.

 

[warmer]

Throw the horse over the fence some hay.

 

[mtmuley]

I had a fellow worker that would ask , Hey , borrow me a twenty , I’ll pay you back .

When I smoked 30 years ago guys would ask, hey, have an extra cigarette? I always said no. 20 to a pack that's all. mtmuley

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

When I smoked 30 years ago guys would ask, hey, have an extra cigarette? I always said no. 20 to a pack that's all. mtmuley

When i was real little before he quit I remember my dad telling people that asked. "No, and remember im just looking out for your best interest shits bad for ya"

 

[cowboy]

Throw the horse over the fence some hay.

Or “Throw Mama downstairs the broom”.

 

[mtmuley]

When i was real little before he quit I remember my dad telling people that asked. "No, and remember im just looking out for your best interest shits bad for ya"

That's funny. I remember following my Grandfather around as a little kid and when he spit seeing the dark brown in the snow. I asked what it was and he always said licorice. When I asked for a piece he always said it was the last one. I figured out as I got older he was chewing leaf tobacco. I miss that man. mtmuley

 

[pitt_mb]

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[stevejfarms]

Was watching spongebob with my 4yo grandson today. Saw these two names back to back when it was over and realized I’m a 4yo too.

 

[silasd]

People tell me I should move out of my small town. I dunno, seems like I have everything I need right here.

 

[Exhausted]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[44hunter45]

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AKA Bobbitt Lane

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[antelopedundee]

Fuuuuu…
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Just leaving IA State Fair yesterday.

How much were the grilled turkey legs this year?

 

[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[Pucky Freak]

How much were the grilled turkey legs this year?

$19. For $600 there was a 3-ft lobster roll and bottle of Dom Perignon, as the most expensive order.