A little humour for your day

Opening line from a home warranty email I just got. Too funny to even think about.


Dear DAVID,


Our records indicate that your home in PERU was built in 0, making it 2025 years old. Did you know that most home systems and appliances start failing after 10–15 years?
 
Opening line from a home warranty email I just got. Too funny to even think about.


Dear DAVID,


Our records indicate that your home in PERU was built in 0, making it 2025 years old. Did you know that most home systems and appliances start failing after 10–15 years?
AI works great
 
True story, I was training in Japan and an engineer and I were touring through the fish market at Tokyo bay. Around lunch time we found a seafood restaraunt and were about to enter. I taped his stem and said don’t order the chicken. He looks at me and says why not? I said we been wandering around a fish market all day, you seen any cats? Took him a second then all color drained from his face. We both ordered the shrimp.
 
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