A little humour for your day

[noharleyyet]

 

[Dave N]

Opening line from a home warranty email I just got. Too funny to even think about.


Dear DAVID,


Our records indicate that your home in PERU was built in 0, making it 2025 years old. Did you know that most home systems and appliances start failing after 10–15 years?

 

[Tradewind]

Opening line from a home warranty email I just got. Too funny to even think about.


Dear DAVID,


Our records indicate that your home in PERU was built in 0, making it 2025 years old. Did you know that most home systems and appliances start failing after 10–15 years?

AI works great

 

[WildWill]

Opening line from a home warranty email I just got. Too funny to even think about.


Dear DAVID,


Our records indicate that your home in PERU was built in 0, making it 2025 years old. Did you know that most home systems and appliances start failing after 10–15 years?

Dave's house.

 

[Moserkr]

Dave's house.View attachment 371896

Actually been there. Its a wild place to see and worth every bit of the trip.

 

[duckhunt]

@seeth07 ...this yours?
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My Dad does that kind of chit with everything.

 

[Dave N]

Actually been there. Its a wild place to see and worth every bit of the trip.

Dang, never heard the doorbell. Guess I need a home warranty plan to help take care of that!

 

[Gr8bawana]

 

[WildWill]

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Fun fact she's 24 so technically wouldn't have even been alive in 2000.

 

[hank4elk]

Dang, never heard the doorbell. Guess I need a home warranty plan to help take care of that!

I have no door bell. Rarely have cell service.

 

[MS 9x56]

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True story, I was training in Japan and an engineer and I were touring through the fish market at Tokyo bay. Around lunch time we found a seafood restaraunt and were about to enter. I taped his stem and said don’t order the chicken. He looks at me and says why not? I said we been wandering around a fish market all day, you seen any cats? Took him a second then all color drained from his face. We both ordered the shrimp.

 

[antelopedundee]

https://imgur.com/a/WlCz6xF

 

[INMT]

Those where the days!View attachment 371884

And stole her cigarettes and smoked them under the bridge.

 

[WildWill]

And stole her cigarettes and smoked them under the bridge.

Hard to look cool with a Virginia slim hanging from your lip .

 

[INMT]

Hard to look cool with a Virginia slim hanging from your lip .

Salem menthols bro. And she’s still smoking them and going strong!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Nostromo]

Should say ‘You thought your mom thought…”. At least in the small town I grew up in, not much went undetected.

Wildabeest, you should have grown up in Detroit. We could have gotten away with murder.

As a matter of fact, some kids did...

 

[manitou1]

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Was called a console tv.

 

[Wildabeest]

Wildabeest, you should have grown up in Detroit. We could have gotten away with murder.

As a matter of fact, some kids did...

Thanks, but no thanks

 

[Wild Bill]