Wyoming cattle ranching - dick bleaching

[The Hedgehog]

Charges Refiled Against Wyoming Ranchers For Bleaching Penis Shapes Onto Cows

After a judge dismissed his earlier attempt at the case, a Crook County prosecutor is re-filing charges against two Wyoming ranchers accused of bleaching penis shapes onto their neighbor’s cows. This time there’s more evidence of lost value.

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[DFS]

Fix your fence or we put a dick on your cow. Seems reasonable. Should be standard protocol.

 

[Forkyfinder]

 

[noharleyyet]

Protestant or Jewish herd ?

 

[The Hedgehog]

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One of the greatest scenes of all time in modern cinema.

 

[rogerthat]

Bleach wears off. The owners of the cows that won’t fix their fence deserve permanent shroom forehead tattoos if I were king. Wussification of society continues

 

[LuketheDog]

Man, how long would it take to create that artwork on 195 cows??

 

[BAKPAKR]

Bleach wears off. The owners of the cows that won’t fix their fence deserve permanent shroom forehead tattoos if I were king. Wussification of society continues

I think Wyoming is a “fence out” state.

 

[rogerthat]

I think Wyoming is a “fence out” state.

Long standing neighborly rule is you stand in the middle of your common fence and everything to your right is your fence to keep maintained. Of course this isn’t codified so all the “new” owners and know nothings will argue with you. If you get the wrong neighbor I think you just apply the 3 S rule to them and their trespassing cattle. I thought my 75 year old dad was going to try to whoop ass on one of our new neighbors over this but they sorted it out.

 

[BuzzH]

Man, how long would it take to create that artwork on 195 cows??

Depends on the artist, for @Randy11 it would be no problem.

 

[Derek44]

Long standing neighborly rule is you stand in the middle of your common fence and everything to your right is your fence to keep maintained. Of course this isn’t codified so all the “new” owners and know nothings will argue with you. If you get the wrong neighbor I think you just apply the 3 S rule to them and their trespassing cattle. I thought my 75 year old dad was going to try to whoop ass on one of our new neighbors over this but they sorted it out.

3 S with cattle

Shoot…
Sear????
Shut up….

 

[golfer]

3 S with cattle

Shoot…
Sear????
Shut up….

Not sure those cattle have a fleece to shear?

 

[rogerthat]

3 S with cattle

Shoot…
Sear????
Shut up….

Shoot,slice, and sizzle

 

[DFS]

I had seen this shared on Facebook when the first case was brought I think he claimed it devalued the cattle. A local rancher commented hell I’ll buy those cows I don’t care if they have a dick on them. I have to go find that post.