So I am about to book a cruise to Mexico for the wife and I. You know, 10 years of marriage is a big deal...worthy of celebrating. I find out the last thing she wants to do is a cruise.
Okay, fair enough. I recommend a trip to Martha's Vineyard, the Biltmore estate, Sin City, the Oregon Coast...according to her, these are all "okay" places. Hmmm...I'm stumped. 11 years of being with this woman and I still don't know what makes her tick.
So, screw it. I give her the reins. Plan the trip and surprise MEEE. Well, surprise, surprise...I need to find my flip'n Mickey Mouse ears. Last family vacation we took....to Disney World. 10 year honeymoon trip...to Disney World. Guess what? When my youngest daughter turns 4 in Feb of 09, I've been told we are going back...to Disney World. I freakity freak love <HATE> Disney World. But I'm a good husband and believe in giving and taking, so I smile with elation.
Tickets are purchased, reservations are made with the hotel. I look at the dates for the trip; Nov 17 - 22. Anyone want to take a guess as to opening day for deer-rifle season? Yelp!
Think I will shoot me a mouse dressed in a tux instead. Wipe Disney World off the map...forever. Happy Anniversary to me.
Okay, fair enough. I recommend a trip to Martha's Vineyard, the Biltmore estate, Sin City, the Oregon Coast...according to her, these are all "okay" places. Hmmm...I'm stumped. 11 years of being with this woman and I still don't know what makes her tick.
So, screw it. I give her the reins. Plan the trip and surprise MEEE. Well, surprise, surprise...I need to find my flip'n Mickey Mouse ears. Last family vacation we took....to Disney World. 10 year honeymoon trip...to Disney World. Guess what? When my youngest daughter turns 4 in Feb of 09, I've been told we are going back...to Disney World. I freakity freak love <HATE> Disney World. But I'm a good husband and believe in giving and taking, so I smile with elation.
Tickets are purchased, reservations are made with the hotel. I look at the dates for the trip; Nov 17 - 22. Anyone want to take a guess as to opening day for deer-rifle season? Yelp!
Think I will shoot me a mouse dressed in a tux instead. Wipe Disney World off the map...forever. Happy Anniversary to me.