Why does it have to be this way?

Do you like traditional thanksgiving fare?

  • Yes, absolutely

    Votes: 98 52.7%
  • Yes, but mostly because of the tradition

    Votes: 32 17.2%
  • No, but i do like the tradition of it

    Votes: 13 7.0%
  • No i'd absolutely prefer other stuff. tradition be damned.

    Votes: 25 13.4%
  • Don't care, i'm too busy blasting forkies in montana on thanksgiving day

    Votes: 18 9.7%

  • Total voters
    186
I woke up at 11:30 last night cold and had it coming out of both ends. You kill any ducks?
Mines not as bad, but I did have to stare into the porcelain abyss once last night. Sitting here bored out of my mind, stomach isn't feeling queasy anymore but still not feeling great. Almost bored enough to start watching online hunting videos......
 
Mines not as bad, but I did have to stare into the porcelain abyss once last night. Sitting here bored out of my mind, stomach isn't feeling queasy anymore but still not feeling great. Almost bored enough to start watching online hunting videos......
Well, the boy started in around 2:30 am throwing up too. In between naps and throw up we’ve been watching paw patrol while my wife entertains my mom and dad and brother and his wife.
 
Here’s the other thing, I also blame the USDA for shitty turkey on tables all across America.

Poultry can be pulled at 155, no harm no fowl.

Pun intended
I accidently learned this a few years ago when I was rushed to get the turkey done, and it made the turkey exponentially better.
 
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