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Subject: Who is Jack Schitt?
Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:22:50 -0700
You must have heard this phrase in the office a zillion times, "You don't
know Jack Shitt" now the answer to "You don't know Jack ........"
Who is Jack Schitt?
The Lineage Revealed
Many people are a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack
Schitt."
Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
married O. Schitt, the owners of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple
produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school drop-out.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married
Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep
her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood
and, consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the
prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new
bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:22:50 -0700
You must have heard this phrase in the office a zillion times, "You don't
know Jack Shitt" now the answer to "You don't know Jack ........"
Who is Jack Schitt?
The Lineage Revealed
Many people are a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack
Schitt."
Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
married O. Schitt, the owners of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple
produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school drop-out.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married
Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep
her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood
and, consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the
prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new
bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
