What could this (these?) be!?

[TRS_Montana]

I thought I had something rare here, but seeing Greenhorn's find (in this thread) I realized this genre might be more common than I thought.
Found this peculiarly shaped rock while fishing a mountain creek. I swear I've seen something like this before....but for the life of me, I just can't put my finger on it. Any ideas?
It was on NF, so obviously I called the President of the United States to send an excavation team. Trump said he's especially interested and will be flying out to personally inspect the find.

 

[MJE2083]

Almost reminds me of like a giant sharks tooth

 

[Nameless Range]

When Yellowstone blew 600,000 years ago, it buried a cousin of gigantopithecus. You sir, are the proud owner of a fossilized Bigfoot scrotum.


I have no idea, but it's a cool find.

 

[TRS_Montana]

When Yellowstone blew 600,000 years ago, it buried a cousin of gigantopithecus. You sir, are the proud owner of a fossilized Bigfoot scrotum.

Yes! It seems logical that his nutsack could be the only thing preserved. It's the same reason you find whole kernels of corn in the toilet. Pretty obvious.

I have these puppies on display in my office, if any care to fondle a set of fossilized Big Foot giblets.

 

[tarheel]

I think it's a petrified one of these.

 

[bobbydean]

I vote for the nut sack. I can see it.

 

[Ben Lamb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2gly0HUKas

 

[noharleyyet]

The purse had probably rotted away.

 

[TRS_Montana]

I think it's a petrified one of these.

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Haha, by the looks of it, I'm guessing you were getting ready to build a snowman?

 

[VAspeedgoat]

Where's Cushman? I can't think of anything smart a$$ed to say, I figure he's got something.

 

[JohnCushman]

Where's Cushman? I can't think of anything smart a$$ed to say, I figure he's got something.

It's all already been said, I think...lol

 

[Big Slick]

Gem or Jewels? That is a great question.

 

[JohnCushman]

When I die I hope mine aren't preserved or else I'll be paying child support for even more kids in the future

 

[DirtyDan]

Turn it 180 and I think it looks like a head of a femur bone. But the nutsack idea works.

 

[tarheel]

Haha, by the looks of it, I'm guessing you were getting ready to build a snowman?

It's a hybrid I've been working on; we call it the Kardashian squash.

 

[Brittany Chukarman]

It's an ivory from a giant species of elk.

 

[BRI]

How about this find?

 

[VAspeedgoat]

Look at greenhorns coffee mug over on "landowner gift backfired. It obviously just broken pottery.

 

[noharleyyet]

Shaq's kidney stone...