the cat

AZHUNTERR

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One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry
sight -starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She
had no name so we named her Pussycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know
when we could come and get her.
My husband, [the complainer] said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
stinks."
My husband and my vet don't like each other. He calls my husband
El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located
>next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see
>the doctor.
A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my
husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy is
finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I
think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.




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