In college I had a buddy that kicked another buddy in the nuts, in jest while drunk, and that dude’s nuts swelled up to the size of cantaloupes I shit you not. He had to wear sweatpants and a nut brace and waddle to class for a long while. They would dip fully down into the bottom of the toilet water if he wasn’t careful while taking a shit. It looked like a giant brain hanging down there (of course we all looked). One of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. Anyway, not sure what that has to do with this thread