Texans Shouldn't Be Allowed to Drive In Snow

[JoseCuervo]

I am guessing this is not your typical Texan.....

 

[elk_hunter]

Outstanding!!!

 

[1_pointer]

Dude, borrow a tractor and get the drive to the trailer court cleared off!

 

[noharleyyet]

sugardaddies.com

 

[danr55]

A typical Texan would never wear brown boots with a black dress!

 

[Whiskers]

Only an Arizonan would know that brown boots and a black dress don't match. and would even notice that.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Nice shitter on that critter

 

[A-con]

Aint a Texan, no way, the skirts way to long.

 

[noharleyyet]

...auction tag.

 

[Dinkshooter]

...auction tag.

I can imagine what a PITA that chick probably is.

 

[Big Fin]

I can imagine what a PITA that chick probably is.

That is funny Dinkshooter. Reminds me of a client who has been married and divorced many times. He has a framed picture on his office wall showing a scantily-dressed hottie. On it is written....

"No matter how pretty she is, somewhere there exists a miserable man who is tired of putting up with her shit."

He would know better than most.

 

[noharleyyet]

I can imagine what a PITA that chick probably is.

Dink, ya thinkin' a Vail Barbie?

 

[Dinkshooter]

Naw, Aspen gets the young hotties, we get the shriveled up old bats.

 

[JB]

anyone notice the hair-lip?

 

[noharleyyet]

...never made it past the shag-me go go's and size 00 quimkerchief JB.

 

[1_pointer]

She can't be that bad of a PITA, she at least let her beau buy her a Chrysler...

 

[cjcj]

I can't say if I would pull it out or not??