Technology rant

[DouglasR]

I have no idea what a Fizgerald glider kit is.

Sorry, redneck ranting...

 

[hank4elk]

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Our 1st phone was a party line and mounted on a wall with a dial. There was always someone on your line.

 

[hank4elk]

They forced me to take basic microsoft to use a puter to do my job, pick up trash, clean RR's and deal with idiots on vacation.
I had to change passwords monthly to fill out a time card or whatever they called it. Took me 4 times as long to fill out time card.

 

[Nick87]

Ac in your wife’s car? Mine runs full heat and the heat seater in July.

Yup, and a heated blanket in bed. How'd you sleep? Great kept dreaming I was being burned alive

 

[WildWill]

How do I spell HOTBOI69 in russian

Ask @Mudranger1 if I remember correctly he has some experience with Russian hot boys.

 

[Mudranger1]

Ask @Mudranger1 if I remember correctly he has some experience with Russian hot boys.

Doesn't get more experienced than being the one and only! At least I'm remembered for something around here

 

[OntarioHunter]

Our 1st phone was a party line and mounted on a wall with a dial. There was always someone on your line.

The first social networking. Phone sex was a lot cheaper back then. The whole neighborhood could get their jollies ... for the price of one. Sigh. The good old days.

 

[ccc23454]

The first social networking. Phone sex was a lot cheaper back then. The whole neighborhood could get their jollies ... for the price of one. Sigh. The good old days.

Your a weird SOB...lol

 

[Nick87]

Your a weird SOB...lol

Where have you been..

 

[Stocker]

The first social networking. Phone sex was a lot cheaper back then. The whole neighborhood could get their jollies ... for the price of one. Sigh. The good old days.

 

[gouch]

The first social networking. Phone sex was a lot cheaper back then. The whole neighborhood could get their jollies ... for the price of one. Sigh. The good old days.

That's why they called it a PARTY LINE.

 

[Gellar]

I can only imagine what phone sex w/ Ontario is like…I’m hovering over the paper bag, the glow from my campfire is dancing through the night sky, o yea, there it is! I’m stoking the fire, move a little closer, baby, breath deeply

 

[LuketheDog]

Wife's car automatically breaking for cars ahead of us that I'm about to pass. It's always a pleasant road trip.

How about adaptive cruise control? Do you have any idea how many times I've been zoned out on the the highway and suddenly realized that my wife's vehicle has auto-adjusted down to 52mph without telling me?

 

[Nick87]

How about adaptive cruise control? Do you have any idea how many times I've been zoned out on the the highway and suddenly realized that my wife's vehicle has auto-adjusted down to 52mph without telling me?

Yup stupidest thing in the world. First time I used it it was set to be super sensitive on how many car lengths or whatever I'm running along 80mph just to get like 3 car lengths behinds someone and the car locks up the breaks. I invented an entirely new vocabulary of profanity and sentence fragments all the way up north. I just recently learned that you can change it. Whoops

 

[ccc23454]

Yup stupidest thing in the world. First time I used it it was set to be super sensitive on how many car lengths or whatever I'm running along 80mph just to get like 3 car lengths behinds someone and the car locks up the breaks. I invented an entirely new vocabulary of profanity and sentence fragments all the way up north. I just recently learned that you can change it. Whoops

Truck salesman: you want lane assist!
Me: whats that
Salesman: keeps you in your lane using sensors
Me: what???
Salmesman: it can see lines on pavement and keeps your from leaving road or crossing center, real safe!
Me: what if i drive where there is no pavement or lines?
Salesman: looking at me weird
Me: ya i dont want that

 

[Hem]

Been happy with my '22 Nissan Frontier.
BUT....the drivers door locks independently and randomly no matter where the keyless sensor is. Yep, open one of the other doors to climb over to manually open the friggin drivers door.
Choice words.
Hooking up trailers sucks. Backing up trailers sucks, especially my small boat down a ramp....have to disengage the sensor everytime I go from forward to reverse. Truck gets pissy when I tape over the camera.

 

[Stocker]

How about adaptive cruise control? Do you have any idea how many times I've been zoned out on the the highway and suddenly realized that my wife's vehicle has auto-adjusted down to 52mph without telling me?

Traction control is up there too. At the precise time you need power to not get stuck it kicks in and you’re stuck. Pisses me off so bad.

 

[NAHMINT]

To start this off I’m 33 going on 99. Technology just doesn’t work for me, I’m not blaming it, I just don’t understand. I was on a website today and it’s taken me 3 hours and 4 different password changes to get myself back into the exact spot I started in, now I have temporary passwords that don’t work for 3 of the 4 sites, the one that does tells me I need to log into the other ones to go further.


Even though I’m too young to miss the fax machine days I really wanna sit on a copier and send a picture of my ass to every single person I’ve talked to today over fax. Im sure that’s not possible without a temporary password that won’t work.


Im sorry for you tech fellows but I really hope Putin or the chicoms EPM us so I can live in a teepee on the prairie and when the little bastard that laughs at me in the phone because I can’t log into my 145,896th account online (because you need that many) asks me for a bit of coyote bowels to eat so I can tell him to figure out the password to kill a deer.


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Hell, I don't even have a cell phone !!!

 

[NAHMINT]

Been happy with my '22 Nissan Frontier.
BUT....the drivers door locks independently and randomly no matter where the keyless sensor is. Yep, open one of the other doors to climb over to manually open the friggin drivers door.
Choice words.
Hooking up trailers sucks. Backing up trailers sucks, especially my small boat down a ramp....have to disengage the sensor everytime I go from forward to reverse. Truck gets pissy when I tape over the camera.

Buy AMERICAN, just saying.

 

[Hem]

Buy AMERICAN, just saying.

You say that unequivocally?