Wylee
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A woman goes into Wal Mart to buy a rod and reel for
her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one
and goes over to the counter.
A Wal Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it
on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know
about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. test line. It's a good all around
combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00. "
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on he counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is
no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being
blind, he wouldn't know that she was only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you
tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, but .....
the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50.
her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one
and goes over to the counter.
A Wal Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it
on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know
about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. test line. It's a good all around
combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00. "
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on he counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is
no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being
blind, he wouldn't know that she was only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you
tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, but .....
the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50.
