Sammich Freak in trouble?

[DouglasR]

Aye @SnowyMountaineer

Aye yo,
2 squirrels
1 pot
.22
1 shot
Black crows, white thots
SRAM gears, rockshox
Candy red jeep, matching skis
Rado ass, tillamook cheese
R-dubs ole gal on her knees
Pole planting this IL D.
3 months on my pass last season
Don’t owe no one no damn reason
Looking in the mirror I’m pleasing
Solo up on 14 steezing

 

[Ought Six]

Where has Hunttalk been all my life?? This is great

 

[rtraverdavis]

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Aye @SnowyMountaineer

Aye yo,
2 squirrels
1 pot
.22
1 shot
Black crows, white thots
SRAM gears, rockshox
Candy red jeep, matching skis
Rado ass, tillamook cheese
R-dubs ole gal on her knees
Pole planting this IL D.
3 months on my pass last season
Don’t owe no one no damn reason
Looking in the mirror I’m pleasing
Solo up on 14 steezing

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to speak
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And turtleneckers act like they forgot about @squirrelfreak

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Hunting Wife]

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Aye @SnowyMountaineer

Aye yo,
2 squirrels
1 pot
.22
1 shot
Black crows, white thots
SRAM gears, rockshox
Candy red jeep, matching skis
Rado ass, tillamook cheese
R-dubs ole gal on her knees
Pole planting this IL D.
3 months on my pass last season
Don’t owe no one no damn reason
Looking in the mirror I’m pleasing
Solo up on 14 steezing

I had to do a double take. I thought that was @Dave N going all 8 Mile on HT for a sec.

 

[Dave N]

I had to do a double take. I thought that was @Dave N going all 8 Mile on HT for a sec.

Sorry, dear. The only rap I do begins with Saran!

 

[TOGIE]

Sorry, dear. The only rap I do begins with Saran!

you just wrote the first verse of your first rap song.

 

[fleabagmatt]

This thread is really going places, I like it!

 

[rtraverdavis]

you just wrote the first verse of your first rap song.

Sorry, dear
The only rap I do begins with Saran
Take the meat from the plate
Slap it into the pan
Step back from the stove
We be cookin, man
Sizzle sizzle in the hizzle
Til the room gets hazy
Time for the gravy
Flour in the grease
Flavors be gettin crazy

 

[Dave N]

Good Lord, what did I start?

 

[TOGIE]

several edits:

Sorry, dear
The only rap I do begins with Saran
Take the meat from the plate
Slap it into the pan
Step back from the stove
We be cookin, man

settle in, pop the bottle
throw it back
we don't got no reason to squabble

dave n here in tha house,
won't let the party fizzle

tha meat sizzles in the grizzle
Til the room gets hazy
Time for the gravy
Flour in the grease
Flavors be gettin crazy

 

[WildWill]

 

[DouglasR]

I had to do a double take. I thought that was @Dave N going all 8 Mile on HT for a sec.

No joke I live on the corner of 8 mile and 8 mile.

 

[Sasquatchewan]

No joke I live on the corner of 8 mile and 8 mile.
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If somebody drops a sh*t sammich on your front porch, wasn't me!

 

[rustneversleeps]

If somebody drops a sh*t sammich on your front porch, wasn't me!

I'd be looking for this guy....

A tip for camper trailers at remote sites.

Okay, you've pulled the trailer/RV up to a remote campsite with no amenities and expect weather to get cold and nasty. Filling up the sewage holding tank is not a good idea. So what to do? Sure, one can always poop over a log but that's not fun when it's freezing out. Porta-potty will do the...

www.hunttalk.com

 

[Sasquatchewan]

I'd be looking for this guy....

A tip for camper trailers at remote sites.

Okay, you've pulled the trailer/RV up to a remote campsite with no amenities and expect weather to get cold and nasty. Filling up the sewage holding tank is not a good idea. So what to do? Sure, one can always poop over a log but that's not fun when it's freezing out. Porta-potty will do the...

www.hunttalk.com

My Boi Ontario!!!

 

[Hunting Wife]

No joke I live on the corner of 8 mile and 8 mile.
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So YOU’RE the real Slim Shady

 

[DouglasR]

So YOU’RE the real Slim Shady

If somethings gonna happen with this bow hunting shit, it needs to happen right now.

 

[noharleyyet]

Curtis Jackson III (50 cent) and Mark Davis (50 cent haircut)

 

[44hunter45]

.303 duh.

Everyone knows you need 1500 fpe @ 200 yds.
Data from Chuck Hawk's website.