You've gotta give the guy an "A" for guts and humor! I was about to die laughing when I read it.
He's just lucky that he wasn't my size. That would have made Lulu Hogg look like a playa! (reference to Dukes of Hazzard character for all you young'uns) Last time I checked I wore a size 50 something jacket, and the hardhat let out as far as it would go.
Dress needs someone like Salma Hayek or Catherine Zeta-Jones to do it justice!