Redneck

[ELKCHSR]

I pulled this one out of the jokes section. How many of you doe's this one fit...

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

 

[FEW]

Not me! During the right times of year my boat spends more time on the water than it does on the trailer.

 

[2fastnaz]

Not me! Mines been upside down in the front yard for 9 months though. Does that make me a redneck. like I didn't already know

 

[ELKCHSR]

@2fast

 

[Nightcrawler]

We bought the boat in September and it's been used a whopping 4 dang times

, I think I'm well on my way to Redneckdom or "give me that flippin ball and I'll hook it up and go!"

So how ya'll been? Haven't been over here for awhile.

 

[ELKCHSR]

Weve noticed you haven't been on much..You need to get that boat out more, its just waistin away in the driveway

 

[Nightcrawler]

Naw, it's in the garage! That way I can just leave my pillow and blankie right there for the next night! LOL

 

[trophy_killer]

Well ours has been in the yard for the past 20 years resting on four old rims, does that mean we are rednecks??

 

[Nightcrawler]

Depends, do you use it as a picnic table for cook outs? or as a holding tank for drinking water?

 

[Delw]

LMAO


Delw

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHAHA!!! Nighty!!!
I would say that you guy's really arn't red necks, just holding true to the Fishierwoosies pattern!!!