Primary School

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George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name. "Billy!" "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions," says the boy. "First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says: "Okay where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand, George points him out and asks his name. "Steve!" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden? Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"
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[Washington Hunter]

LOL

 

[TurkeyEye]

lol

 

[Elkhunter]

LOL

 

[Gunner46]

President Bush- "Steve, Thank you for your questions. Allow me to address them in order".

1st- The UN is just a bunch of cowards (a large portion of which is comprised of countries who hide & support terrorists) and who are scared to death we're going to kick their a$$ too.

2nd- It's called 'Electorial College'. Stay in school. Learn something for a change.

3rd- He's hiding in some rat infested cave somewhere, praying that a MOAB isn't going to get dropped on his A$$ tonight!

4th- I had to pee.

5th- Billy is still out playing, instead of learning something worthwhile.

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[ 02-09-2004, 01:45: Message edited by: Gunner46 ]

 

[Kraven]

LOL good one

 

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I'm glad y'all liked it. I got it from my Poppy.
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