Pooping in the Woods - A question of thresholds

[recon6036]

If I can drive to a location with a toilet before I chit my pants, I’m driving for sure.
Although, that tree saddle looking chitter I’ve seen looks interesting

 

[maxracx]

As long as my leatherman doesn't fall off my belt and into my pile, I am pretty satisfied with pooping in the woods.

Or cell phone!!!!

 

[hank4elk]

There was a wacko that was caught years back in the pits @ Montana de Oro State park. Turdened out he was a real wacko who had a job,family,etc... not some vagrant looking for a ....never mind.

I have some pit toilet stories...lol

 

[SaskHunter]

After pooping in ammo crates in front of the platoon in Iraq, I'll drive to the crapper....

Nothing like taking a crunch in the army. Squatting trying not to get it on your any of your battle rattle while your buddies are throwing stuff at you...

 

[shrapnel]

As long as my leatherman doesn't fall off my belt and into my pile, I am pretty satisfied with pooping in the woods.

Or dumping into the hood of your snowmobile suit when you don’t have it tucked completely safe…

 

[BrentD]

In the back of my mind, i think there's something down in there, just waiting to bite my junk. So i tend to avoid pit toilets

Sometimes there IS something down there waiting to get ya...

Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — An Alaska woman had the scare of a lifetime when using an outhouse in the backcountry and she was attacked by a bear, from below.

apnews.com

 

[Chad Gus]

There was an X-Files episode about that...

Never seen a single episode of that show

 

[Chad Gus]

A pit viper?

Perhaps or a spider or lizard or even a deranged woodchuck, maybe even a gremlin or a critter (from the old movie critters)

 

[Chad Gus]

Sometimes there IS something down there waiting to get ya...

Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — An Alaska woman had the scare of a lifetime when using an outhouse in the backcountry and she was attacked by a bear, from below.

apnews.com

That never crossed my mind.

 

[Sagebrush1]

All I have to say is that if you are using a pit toilet on a remote, tropical, southern Baja beach at night…don’t shine a flashlight down there to see what that weird scuttling sound is.

 

[BTripp86]

I did sixty-five years ago, but was only 12 yr old and could poop anywhere at anytime.

Now I prefer the outback comfort of the Joy House.

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Would be of the highest honor to drop a hot one in such fine accommodations.

 

[johnp]

these folks must be planning to stay out all day !

 

[Gr8bawana]

Never seen a single episode of that show

 

[recon6036]

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Never seen a single episode of that show

Worth it to go back and binge

 

[BAKPAKR]

With trail cameras everywhere nowadays, I have some concerns about even peeing in the woods.

 

[OntarioHunter]

Many times I've crapped alongside the road in the brush. I never bother burying it or toilet paper. Just let the dogs out of the rig to do their business and presto my business just disappeared. Throw them each a breath mint and we're ready to hit the road again.

 

[Nameless Range]

Many times I've crapped alongside the road in the brush. I never bother burying it or toilet paper. Just let the dogs out of the rig to do their business and presto my business just disappeared. Throw them each a breath mint and we're ready to hit the road again.

 

[Pucky Freak]

Y’all have not figured this out yet??

 

[brockel]

Christ almighty is it hunting season yet