New Countdown for 1-pointer and me....

[ERSS]

Congrats on what sounds like a great race....despite the extra challenges thrown your way.

 

[1_pointer]

Very good schmalts!!!!! Congrats and sorry about the wreck.

I'll wait for Moosie's story, then I'll add the truth...

 

[Moosie]

1-pointer..TRUTH ? You can't Handle the truth...

Schmalts, thats nothing... I rented a bike. a very nice es'pensive bike. I came home after a long trip and forgot I had it on the top of my Taho. I drove into the Gee'rage. SUckkkkk, Wonder how much that bike will cost me now

Sometimes I fetching wonder about me...........

Pictures after Dinner !!

 

[schmalts]

1-pointer..TRUTH ? You can't Handle the truth...

Schmalts, thats nothing... I rented a bike. a very nice es'pensive bike. I came home after a long trip and forgot I had it on the top of my Taho. I drove into the Gee'rage. SUckkkkk, Wonder how much that bike will cost me now

Sometimes I fetching wonder about me...........

Pictures after Dinner !!

LOL!!!!!
tell me you are bullshitting like how spensive of a bike?
Coolest thing about today really, is a 42 year old guy with man boobs and a $650 used 9 year old bike killing 20-30 year olds on 4-7k$$ bikes and those dorky aero helmets and disk wheels. Bottom line, whatever the bike is you still got to pedal it and the 5 pound difference on a bike is not as big as they think it is. This fat man hauls ass down hills on that heavy bike and tall gears. I hit 41MPH on one hill today.

Cmon, whats the hold up?? you gig was yesterday and no pictures?? I did not take my video camera so no video of hot chicks this time other than the ones I sent on the phone at the finish. Damn those biker chicks got some nice hams!

 

[Moosie]

YAH.... I'm not Chitting ya. Wish I was I rented the Bike, So I don't know. Like $1,000 or so ? I paid $90 to rent it.

I'm resizing pictures and putting a story together. Give me a few Bizznach !!!

 

[MULE#2]

A couple of those gals are kinda cute

 

[schmalts]

DOH!!!

YAH.... I'm not Chitting ya. Wish I was I rented the Bike, So I don't know. Like $1,000 or so ? I paid $90 to rent it.

I'm resizing pictures and putting a story together. Give me a few Bizznach !!!

 

[1_pointer]

That sucks...and is funny all at the same time!!

 

[shoots-straight]

Every year my son and I climb a peak close to home, kinda a brush-er up for hunting season for me, and leg conditioning for his football. Anyway this year we climbed Trapper Peak in the Selway, and a tribe of chicks around 30ish came up from behind us talking the whole way. We kicked it in gear,( I've never been passed by chicks in the mountains). Anyway just before the top, the unthinkable happened, they passed us. Fugg I'm getting old. They'd a beat us to the top had they not had a navigation problem. We climbed the mountain in less than 2 hrs. They must of climbed it in 1 1/2 hrs. The climb is 5.5 miles and and reaches 3800 vertical feet in the process. The gals told me that they were headed to climb Granite 2 weeks after that. Oh well, the fastest I'd climbed Trapper before was 3 hrs. Sad thing was these girls didn't even know it was a race.

 

[Frequently Banned Troll]

schmalts.. what place did this one get? and did you get any other shots of her? your camera phone was sorta fogged up on this one..

 

[Moosie]

I gotthe same picture. I was wondering why he didn't get one from the front. But most chicks liek that have no front worthy of a picture. But the tight Booty makes up for it I guess ?!?!?!

 

[schmalts]

She kicked ass! She was in the top 50 overall finishers. He boyfriend was in the top 10
overall. There was a lot of other hotties there but I did not take my actual camera this time and unless I am close (and way to obvious) the pictures are not worth taking.
She was not to big on top but like Moosie said, her ass made waaaay up for it and she had a pretty face too. The # 3 chick finisher was waay hot as well.

 

[schmalts]

hey, i was just looking at the final results and I did even better than I thought as the final total was over 400 riders. Check out page 8, do you know this Utard chick pointer??
Actually the most impressive thing that day (besides the bloodied up chick that was kicking ass after a crash) was when I got to about mile 85 a 4 man group caught us on a long uphill grade and I look over and see this dude that looked like the Cryptmaster on a bike go past me. He had more vericose veins on his legs than I ever saw! a mile later it went to a long downhill grade to the finished and I blew past him but I looked up the final results to see who he would have been.... check out thedudes age!!
Page 3, placed 103 overall, 5 riders behind me.
http://itiming.com/raceresults/427-rtl_div08.pdf

 

[schmalts]

Even more impressive, look who placed # 72 !!! dude was the same age as his finish!!
Friggin unreal, I hope I am half that much stud at that age.

 

[Oak]

Heck, check out the age of the guy that beat you by 25 places.

Edit: Beat me to it.

 

[schmalts]

Heck, check out the age of the guy that beat you by 25 places.

Edit: Beat me to it.

Oak, i would have stomped his ass if it wasn't for my crash and bent up wheel

Some may not think it is impressive but look who finished 44th!! 15 and under class.... one of only 2 riders in that class i think. that kid has some big time potential for a career in biking.
Really though, had I entered into the Clydesdale class i would have finished 3rd in class but i just did not want to be classed as a "Clydesdale" since this was a relatively flat course.
this dude on the left.... majorSTUD

 

[ARCAT]

We all think we are tough. Check out this guy Karl metlzer at www.whereskarl.com He's won every major mountian 100 except western states, including Hardrock 100. He is attempting the speed record on the appalacian trial.

 

[Frequently Banned Troll]

Look..

 

[schmalts]

Look.. 2 fags in tights.

You know you like me in them. They had a slight skid mark in them after the race, you would have loved to seen it