Most uncomfortable moment you been in?
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noharleyyet
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...no way...spill it.
Frequently Banned Troll
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I thought you liked getting those physicals.
I think you need to narrow down the possibilities here.
Are we talking uncomfortable like you're trying not to crap your pants in the middle of a meeting and there's no possibility of leaving, or are we talking uncomfortable like you show up for a visit at your buddy's house and he's in a compromising position with your mom?
Are we talking uncomfortable like you're trying not to crap your pants in the middle of a meeting and there's no possibility of leaving, or are we talking uncomfortable like you show up for a visit at your buddy's house and he's in a compromising position with your mom?
Dinkshooter
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He did WAY to much.
JoseCuervo
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I think you need to narrow down the possibilities here.
Are we talking uncomfortable like you're trying not to crap your pants in the middle of a meeting and there's no possibility of leaving, or are we talking uncomfortable like you show up for a visit at your buddy's house and he's in a compromising position with your mom?
or with his dad?????
Calif. Hunter
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Your post explains a lot, Jose.
JoseCuervo
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Cali with the personal attacks and stalking in Fireside.... Maybe Cali is one of those self-empowered Nazi moderators who likes to think his shit don't stink?
AZ402
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Jose is on a roll today , he must of started hitting the Zima early this morning.
, he must of started hitting the Zima early this morning.Calif. Hunter
Active member
Musta touched a nerve....
I love it when I get to set the hook!
I love it when I get to set the hook!
noharleyyet
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JoseCuervo
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Jose is on a roll today
No Zima..... just a 2003 Frazier Cabernet Sauvignon in a to-go cup with a straw......
AZ402
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Nice, I think I'll have the Del Bondio 1998 Cabernet Sauvingnon tonight, minus the straw.
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask why you had seats in the 17th row? You roll in, in a private jet (Gulfstream 200? just a guess) and that's the best you can do? Did Kincaides' tap into your scalper money or something?
Calif. Hunter
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I'll share a bottle of Ripple with the homies down by the Wilshire Rescue Mission.
I am not going to go into the whole long story but I went over to give my condolences to my 65 year old Godfather because his Mother passed away a couple weeks ago and I just found out Sunday. He lives on an old farm and sometimes his moocher 45 year old son lives there when he crawls back into town or looses his one millionth job... Anyway I pull up and go to the front door and see the TV on so i knock. Dog barks, no one comes. First nice day this year so maybe they are outside someplace? I walk to the barn, no one. Head back to the house, maybe someone was on the shitter and is out now? turn the corner of the house to head to the front door again and there is something that resembles his moocher son, but looks like a woman. "Hi Pat" it says in a high pitched voice, and seemed a bit surprised I was there... "Don't be alarmed I am just going through a transition" and it then laughed. I laughed too because he works at a local Casino as a dealer and i know some casinos do celebrity impersonations, but what the fugg was he supposed to be? Full make up, Long earrings, long hair (always had longer hair in pony tail) 300 pounds, a womans cowboy hat that would resemble the cowboy hat that wanna-bee hair band fags wore in the 80's, and those black pin striped dress pants that women wear these days. I was confused a bit, then started to think this was the guy who only had one girlfriend in his life (a leg-less woman in Reno where he worked at a casino, yes no legs)He (it) started talking normal then and small talk and I asked if the old man was home and it said Dad was at his day at the Gym, and then he usually stays by his girlfriends house after. I tried to talk but was in shock and could not look at it while doing so.
I made an excuse that I had to go.. and it said "don't be freaked out, I am the same person you always known but I am just going through a transition"
I got the fugg out of there...
Now, The question is does the old man know?? I mean I took it by surprise I think and he clearly knew his Dad was gone for the night. I know His Dad has told me in past how pissed he is with how much of nothing his kid has become and all he is doing is waiting for him to die so he can get everything he didn't lose in the divorce 10 years ago. That is one of the reasons he gave me all that reloading stuff a while back, he said his son was pissed off that he was going to give it to me and even more of a reason for him to do so.
Damn... I never knew anyone that ever "came out" before, but this has to be even more shocking.
O.K, i guess I did tell a longer story but damn..
LMAO!
Dude, not funny... Schmalts is in shock!
As soon as I got out the driveway I was thinking "i gotta tell someone" But then wondered if His Dad didn't know do I want to? I called my brother who is good Friends with the Dad as well and told him and he must have asked 5 times if I was joking.
Hntnhrd
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Well apparently he has "BECOME SOMETHING"!!!!!!!
Frequently Banned Troll
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sure sure.. leave out the part where after a few minutes of holding hands you let him bend you over and cornhole you..
fess up schmalts.
fess up schmalts.
