Life hack pro tip to hunt more
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EYJONAS!
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You gotta own that shit. You either crank that soulja boy or it is gonna crank you.....#farvaforeverGee, even the new members are hammering me.
Oh, I own it. If a guy can’t laugh at himself then what the hell is the point of my life. I never thought of Farva. Looks like I’ll be keeping it until Halloween. My wife is gonna be thrilled!
TrumpkinTheDwarf
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Oh man... this is brilliant strategy. My wife likes me with a well groomed beard. But the threat of a mustache gives her nausea. This is a total game changer.
See, but yours is cool. I just look like a fat prepubescent Frenchman about ready to surrender to someone for no reason.
BackofBeyond
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Correction, you look like the kid that got picked on in high school who is now about the join the local small town police force to get back at everybody.
Or... you look like the guy the drives around in a white windowless beater van with "Free Puppies" spray painted on the side.
Are you allowed within 300' of a school with that thing?
LuketheDog
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You could darn near braid that thing right into your chest hair, color me impressed!
MtnElk
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Funny enough I was talked into this same thing sober… wife came home and was not pleased. I have tags through NovemberI may or may not have started in the booze a little early yesterday and let my son talk me into shaving everything off but an “elk stache”. His rules are I can’t shave it until I kill an elk.
It’s working like a charm. My wife looked at me and said “gross”. She also told me I’d better kill one the opening week or not come home. Looks like I’ll be hunting from Sept 1 until I kill one.
My not so supportive or positive buddy told me to have fun stepping on it for the next few years.
Sasquatchewan
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Watch out, those ironic moustaches have a tendency to stick. I know quite a few dudes who grew moustaches to be funny who still have them 10 years later.
They're now what they made fun of: that "weird moustache guy".
They're now what they made fun of: that "weird moustache guy".
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I'd be in the dark too if mine looked that pathetic...
Give it some time homie. Rome wasn’t built in a day.
True. I've had mine since 1974. My Navy stache looked that bad...now I can trim a half inch a week.
I’m 99% sure mines not going to be looking any better for the foreseeable future.
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OntarioHunter
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So your wife put you up to this? Hmmm. What is the minimum age for marriage license in your state?Gee, even the new members are hammering me.
I started growing a mustache the day I graduated from high school ... 52 years ago. Managed to hang onto it through three years in the Army shortly afterwards. Mine was also wispy at first but now quite robust so maybe there's some hope for yours yet. Hang in there.
Irrelevant
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I don't see much hammering in your future...Gee, even the new members are hammering me.
Hilljackoutlaw
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I did this a couple years ago. I showed up to camp and my buddies 10 year old son came out and opened the gate for me. He took one look and said "whoa you look like the sheriff" I said sweet! I got out of truck walked around the camper and buddies wife said "whoa you look like a pedophile" lol
My wife was not a fan either.
My wife was not a fan either.
