Is there a minimum or maximum size requirement?

[jryoung]

For a Merkin? Asking for a friend...

 

[Deleted member 38069]

You won't!

 

[Tiredofthebickering]

Gotta be short enough to tease when you pick something up....

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

Gotta be short enough to tease when you pick something up....

Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep people interested.

 

[1_pointer]

Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep people interested.

Making length a variable, variable. Depending on the person and the weather/curcumstance...

 

[Ben Lamb]

I'm really disappointed in you, @jryoung. That's clearly a loin cloth, not a Merkin.

Sad.

 

[Panda Bear]

I'm really disappointed in you, @jryoung. That's clearly a loin cloth, not a Merkin.

Sad.

God, I hope so !

Big Fin. Are you ready for the stay at home order to end and for hunting season to start ?

 

[MTLabrador]

Can’t make this stuff up...

 

[Dsnow9]

Dammit, this got me again... min or max size? Wonder what they are talking about.... the damn Merkin again

 

[noharleyyet]

Can’t make this stuff up...View attachment 144985

#10...what are the odds...too funny.

 

[gouch]

Maximum - Just enough to cover your personal dementions
Minimum- see maximum.
So if the hide in the picture qualifies as either, I am seriously impressed.

 

[hank4elk]

Yo, labran. Stop!

 

[44hunter45]

I need a drink after this thread

 

[MTLabrador]

#10...what are the odds...too funny.

You could say it was meant to be with her name...