How to blow a thousand bucks? Poll

[DouglasR]

By eating 15 squirrels since August 1st I’ve managed to save up another $1000.
Trying to decide how to spend it.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Which brings you the most joy?

 

[Tiredofthebickering]

I went with the garage door since I'm assuming it's needed and will make the whole house happy. Of course, depending on the amount of outstanding revolving debt that's probably not a bad choice too.

 

[MThuntr]

If you have debt then I'd say get rid of that first but if you need a winter/early spring pick me up maybe you can jump on a cheap flight and end up in a warm sunny place for a couple hundred bucks

 

[Stay Sharp]

Always erase debt. It pays (assuming there is interest you are paying on this debt)

 

[Ben Lamb]

This poll is incomplete without at least 3 truly terrible decisions related to gambling, alcohol & law enforcement.

 

[Dunning Kruger]

First you need to find some place with a thousand bucks, then spray estrous scent in your mouth and hang a doe's tail from your forehead.

 

[VikingsGuy]

One caveat on my vote for "pay down debt" - if you are under 50yo don't worry as much about paying down a fixed low rate house payment given its deductibility.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

I don't really know your situation. Paying off debt is the smart thing, but you gotta balance being responsible with having some fun too. Since nobody voted to go to Montana, I did. But that might change if I really understood your situation.

You can probably fix the garage door your self.
You should work on your debt, but if $1000 is a small percentage of it, you might need to reevaluate what you are doing all together.
Rifle is good, but experiences are more memorable.
The deer don't care about your gap.

 

[LandPro]

This poll is incomplete without at least 3 truly terrible decisions related to gambling, alcohol & law enforcement.

with a female enabler...

 

[Mallardsx2]

Fix the gap in your teethe. Its proven that good teethe and a good smile score you better jobs which in turn helps pay down debt and take care of those other items on the list.

 

[Mallardsx2]

And yes, I am kidding. But am I?

 

[8andcounting]

Why isn’t Applying for a Montana big game combo part of the pole ? Oh Nevermind that’s $1200

 

[Addicting]

@JohnCushman

I’m pretty sure we could blow 1000 bucks on midget strippers for a HT pole!

 

[Ben Lamb]

And yes, I am kidding. But am I?

(Putting on my best Cliff Claven voice)

Actually, Norm: It's a scientific fact that good dental hygiene is linked to lower incidences of significant health issues later in life. If you take care of your teeth, they'll take care of you.

 

[Ben Lamb]

with a female enabler...

Your body, your choice!

 

[noharleyyet]

Matriculate somewhere...except Trump U, posthaste.

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Midget wrestling strippers,
Lawnmower racing midget wrestling strippers!!
More bang for your buck$ 〽

 

[Addicting]

Midget wrestling strippers,
Lawnmower racing midget wrestling strippers!!
More bang for your buck$ 〽

Betting on Mullet Lawn mower racing is a great way to mow down a grand.

 

[JohnCushman]

Hookers and blow