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[Southern Elk]

I am still a fan of blue towels and wet wipes in a gallon zip lock.

One square; wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe. Finish up with wet wipe. View attachment 222101

That’s a pro tip right there. I usually just carry a pack of wet wipes.

 

[Festus]

Question: When you say "hard-core, extreme, backcountry hunt", do you mean there's no paper plates or white trash bags? Asking for a friend.

 

[Stone_Ice_1]

I take the baby wipes but they aren't for my ass. Those are to get the stink off the rest of me after a couple days.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Doesn't matter what I use it always seems like I'm wiping my ass with a paint brush after a night of mountain house and coors light.....

 

[noharleyyet]

I am still a fan of blue towels and wet wipes in a gallon zip lock.

One square; wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe. Finish up with wet wipe. View attachment 222101

Useful hack right there...I can log out now, pun intended.

 

[MThuntr]

I back right into any waterfall or fast flowing creek...nature's bidet

 

[belshawelk]

This is a conversation every year when we hunt.

Why is it you can have a virtual no wiper at home for a week but the moment you hike in to go hunting it turns into a half a roll wiper. Like clockwork. Wet wipes become your best friend.

 

[bowhuntmontana]

If you guys were really hardcore, you'd have your diet and workouts so dialed that your body creates no waste and uses everything. At most, a small puff of smoke might emerge rather than full defecation.
Keep hammering.

 

[WestKyHunt]

I back right into any waterfall or fast flowing creek...nature's bidet

Before or after refilling your water?

 

[MThuntr]

Before or after refilling your water?

while...it's called multitasking

 

[Scott85]

Happy Bottom Portable Bidet | REI Co-op

Keep your bottom in top shape with the help of this Happy Bottom portable bidet. This BPA-free bidet helps you maintain personal hygiene wherever you go.

www.rei.com

 

[Tiredofthebickering]

1. Fill water bladder with water
2. Place bladder behind knees
3. Squat, pinching water bladder between calf and hamstrings
4. Do your business
5. Uncap/pinch/etc. water bladder hose creating temporary high pressure bidet.
6. Dress yourself
7. Give your hunting buddy his water bladder back

 

[MTLabrador]

Wet wipes all the way, especially when Mexican food and beer are involved. Anything to avoid chaffage.

 

[jlong17]

If you're eating Mountain House meals each night, TP is not a concern until about day 4 for me. When my body finally determines it's time to eliminate the waste, I am gifted with the "ghost". The "ghost" is when you drop a deuce so solid that there isn't even a hint of moisture or mess to clean up afterwards.

* Disclaimer: This principle only holds true if I am not snacking on Haribo Gummy Bears throughout the day. https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC

 

[QuazyQuinton]

Happy Bottom Portable Bidet | REI Co-op

Keep your bottom in top shape with the help of this Happy Bottom portable bidet. This BPA-free bidet helps you maintain personal hygiene wherever you go.

www.rei.com

Being "BPA-free" makes all the difference to me.

QQ

 

[DouglasR]

I like to splash my ass and genitals out with cold creek water at least once a day.

 

[DouglasR]

1. Fill water bladder with water
2. Place bladder behind knees
3. Squat, pinching water bladder between calf and hamstrings
4. Do your business
5. Uncap/pinch/etc. water bladder hose creating temporary high pressure bidet.
6. Dress yourself
7. Give your hunting buddy his water bladder back

The Canadian bidet

 

[Sasquatchewan]

You guys wipe?

 

[Deleted member 28227]

I back right into any waterfall or fast flowing creek...nature's bidet

This is why cryptosporidium has been found all over in backcountry springs and/or why iodine isn't good for purifying water in the lower 48.

 

[elkduds]

I wish I had something useful to 'contibute' but I no longer give a $h!t.