Have you ever been attacked by a cougar?

[Irrelevant]

Damn bro, you kicked it?
Core af.

sounds more caf than it was.

 

[Tiredofthebickering]

#bowhunteraf

weaklings be #fanningturkeys while @neffa3 be #fanningcougars

 

[Tradewind]

Pro tips for defending yourself against a cougar attack:

1.) Scream like a little girl. It will confuse them. Nobody really wants to hit a little girl. Even cougars. Mostly. There's always that one asshole though. So, it's most likely going to work.

2.) Pray to Whitesnake. Then start singing Here I go Again on My Own. It's the song of the cougar's people, and it will evoke parlay.

3.) Don't parlay with a cougar. Even though they demand it. Use it as an excuse to remind the cougar you just scream like a little girl, not actually speak cougar.

4.) Never go in to the woods w/o knowing how to negotiate using Jack Donaghy's Negotiate to Win tactic.

Lamb will talk it to death

 

[SwaggyD]

You get exciting encounters from all kinds of animals. Cougars, marmots, can't wait to find out your next one!! Glad you were able to kick it and scare it away! Was it coming at you like the video below?

 

[Ben Lamb]

Lamb will talk it to death

Lions are known to bow to superior oration.

 

[Irrelevant]

You get exciting encounters from all kinds of animals. Cougars, marmots, can't wait to find out your next one!! Glad you were able to kick it and scare it away! Was it coming at you like the video below?

no thank $*)Q!#@$ god it was not. It would be really hard to jog that last 1/4 mile home with shorts full of sh!t.

 

[westbranch]

Only cuddly black bear encounters for me on trails close to town. A friend found a dead deer on national forest ground <2 miles from our house (very much in town, we are 1 mile from Costco) and had trail cam pics of a mountain lion with two kittens, black bears, and wolves all coming to it.

This was pretty close to my office a couple years ago. Supposedly someone was taking a nice lunch break outside and heard something in the tree above them and looked up and saw the lion.

Mountain lion captured and euthanized in Coeur d'Alene

Idaho Fish and Game officials on Monday, Sept. 24 captured and euthanized a mountain lion that was found in a tree in Coeur d’Alene near the Kootenai Medical Center. The cat was euthanized to protect public safety after a rash of mountain lion incidents have occurred this year in Idaho and...

idfg.idaho.gov

 

[SwaggyD]

no thank $*)Q!#@$ god it was not. It would be really hard to jog that last 1/4 mile home with shorts full of sh!t.

they found out that cougar had cubs around there as well and chasing that guy away from them. that is why i was curious.

 

[Irrelevant]

they found out that cougar had cubs around there as well and chasing that guy away from them. that is why i was curious.

this seemed more hunger motivated.

 

[FairWeather]

Making me think it might be worth getting a cougar tag before tonight’s tag sale deadline.

 

[rwc101]

Get a grip, guys. A simple pspspspsps is all that's needed.

 

[CycleFishHunt]

Me either.
Until this morning.

H O L Y S H I T that was scary. It didn't make contact but stopped at about 6 feet, with me yelling and screaming at it. Worthless bird dog didn't do shit, probably was waggin' his tail.

Whoa dude. Scary stuff. Glad you’re alright.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Get a grip, guys. A simple pspspspsps is all that's needed.

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[TrumpkinTheDwarf]

I'm just going to submit for your consideration that S&W makes an 11oz .22mag revolver with a 3(?) inch barrel. Mountain lions are little wimps on the bullet soaking scale. And you know you want that little pocket rocket for grouse during elk season anyways.

 

[BackofBeyond]

You posted this once before and it sucked to read the first time. I didn't need to read it again. Boo on you! Boo!!

I’ll be sure to tag you if I ever tell the story again.

 

[Irrelevant]

I'm just going to submit for your consideration that S&W makes an 11oz .22mag revolver with a 3(?) inch barrel. Mountain lions are little wimps on the bullet soaking scale. And you know you want that little pocket rocket for grouse during elk season anyways.

You're talking to a guy that has spent enough time trying to eliminate feral cats to call BS on that claim. Cats can take double what elk can take.

 

[TrumpkinTheDwarf]

You're talking to a guy that has spend enough time trying to eliminate feral cats to call BS on that claim. Cats can takes double what elk can take.

hmmm, guess I will defer to your kitty zapping experience... I guess you should step straight to the G20 and a HPG chest rig.

 

[Ben Lamb]

You're talking to a guy that has spent enough time trying to eliminate feral cats to call BS on that claim. Cats can take double what elk can take.

300 RUM w/ 181 grn Hammers. @mtmuley knows what's what.

 

[TrumpkinTheDwarf]

I still think you want a .22mag revolver though. Use your excuses man!

 

[BackofBeyond]

300 RUM w/ 181 grn Hammers. @mtmuley knows what's what.

Only if it’ll stabilize the 181s… come on meow.