Great Social Media posts?

[rjthehunter]

"shot was a little high"

 

[Nick87]

@Stocker is this your instagram?

Warning, naughty words are used, but it’s all the truth from what I’ve seen.

Instagram

www.instagram.com

Anyone who is in the left lane and not passing should be executed and hung from the bridge for display just saying.

 

[Moserkr]

Anyone who is in the left lane and not passing should be executed and hung from the bridge for display just saying.

You should tell my wife how you really feel. She doesnt listen to me…

 

[Gellar]

Anyone who is in the left lane and not passing should be executed and hung from the bridge for display just saying.

You have my vote for President.

 

[Nick87]

You have my vote for President.

You and Stocker are going to have to fight for my vp pick..

 

[Stocker]

You and Stocker are going to have to fight for my vp pick..

Nah, I wanna run the ATF. I’ll need another job after the 1st day though when I shut it down.

Ambassador to NZ wouldn’t be a bad gig. Hunting year round.

 

[Nick87]

You have my vote for President.

@noharleyyet would make a great press secretary or hunttalkman either way...

 

[Potsie]

Ambassador to NZ wouldn’t be a bad gig. Hunting year round.

Dibs. I called it. Double stamped, no-take-backsies.

 

[BrentD]

This evening, my wife sat down on the couch next to me. Without a word she opened up her computer plopped it in my lap and hit play. She keep hitting play over and over every time it ended until I slipped to the floor and nearly drowned in a pool of tears while becoming anoxic due to uncontrollable laughter.

You see, we own this dog. Not the one in the picture (his picture cannot be shown as he is in the witness protection program), but the one this story is about. Oh my god, it's Fynn.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CjoRi4EORs3/

 

[Potsie]

This evening, my wife sat down on the couch next to me. Without a word she opened up her computer plopped it in my lap and hit play. She keep hitting play over and over every time it ended until I slipped to the floor and nearly drowned in a pool of tears while becoming anoxic due to uncontrollable laughter.

You see, we own this dog. Not the one in the picture (his picture cannot be shown as he is in the witness protection program), but the one this story is about. Oh my god, it's Fynn.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CjoRi4EORs3/

And that’s why I want a German Shepard.

 

[BrentD]

And that’s why I want a German Shepard.

Be careful what you ask for... Seriously.

Not all GS are created equal.

If I was allowed to post a pic of Fynn, he might look something like this, when he is off duty....



Or like this, when he is "undercover".

 

[Potsie]

Be careful what you ask for... Seriously.

Not all GS are created equal.

If I was allowed to post a pic of Fynn, he might look something like this, when he is off duty....View attachment 250129



Or like this, when he is "undercover".
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I just want a pup that will let my boys ride it, but will eat anybody that tries to touch my boys.

Within reason of course, like you said not all GS are created equal.

 

[BrentD]

I just want a pup that will let my boys ride it, but will eat anybody that tries to touch my boys.

Within reason of course, like you said not all GS are created equal.

Fynn will do the eating part. The best GSs are not that big to be rideable. He is a Chek GH from Montana.

 

[BrentD]

Nah, I wanna run the ATF. I’ll need another job after the 1st day though when I shut it down.

Ambassador to NZ wouldn’t be a bad gig. Hunting year round.

And the scenery, beer, and fishing don't suck either.

 

[Gellar]

And the scenery, beer, and fishing don't suck either.

Beer? Count me in!

 

[grizzly_]

I just want a pup that will let my boys ride it, but will eat anybody that tries to touch my boys.

My neighbor's mastiff, Bubba. He sits all day quietly watching the boys play, let's them ride him around like a pony, but is super protective.

One day, when the older boy was wrestling his younger brother, Bubba stood up, walked over and grabbed the older boy gently by the arm and relocated him off the younger brother and went and laid back down.

Smart dogs are way cool

 

[turbobrick]

My neighbor's mastiff, Bubba. He sits all day quietly watching the boys play, let's them ride him around like a pony, but is super protective.

One day, when the older boy was wrestling his younger brother, Bubba stood up, walked over and grabbed the older boy gently by the arm and relocated him off the younger brother and went and laid back down.

Smart dogs are way cool

As a little kid, our neighbor had a Doberman that would herd my little sister around by picking her just off her feet with his head under her butt if he felt she was getting too close to the street. We had two different German Shepherds that tolerated anything and everything we'd do as kids, but would tear anyone apart that they saw as a threat. Excellent breed from my experience.

 

[mtmuley]

I just want a pup that will let my boys ride it, but will eat anybody that tries to touch my boys.

Rottweiler. And the intimidation factor can't be beat. mtmuley

 

[Stocker]

As a little kid, our neighbor had a Doberman that would herd my little sister around by picking her just off her feet with his head under her butt if he felt she was getting too close to the street. We had two different German Shepherds that tolerated anything and everything we'd do as kids, but would tear anyone apart that they saw as a threat. Excellent breed from my experience.

Had a couple heelers that were the same way. I’d wander off a lot as a kid and they’d always stay with me. Someone would come looking for me calling. The dog would always come and lead them to me. They are decent family dogs but can get pretty protective of just 1 person. The one I lost about 6 years ago was a good one. He had a 6th sense. He’d greet visitors as soon as they got outta their car, if he got a bad vibe he’d growl, he o my bit a couple people and honestly he figured them right. My wife loved having him around other than he was scared of thunder and would go nuts scratching at the door when a storm was coming in.


We’d also play a game where my brother or I would sprint and the other would tell the dog to “sic him”. Those heelers would catch you by the thick leather on the back back of your boot and drag you back to the house. A person drove by one day and seen this, pulled over and thought the dog was attacking. We were laughing too hard to tell them it was fun.

 

[Chad Gus]

Had a couple heelers that were the same way. I’d wander off a lot as a kid and they’d always stay with me. Someone would come looking for me calling. The dog would always come and lead them to me. They are decent family dogs but can get pretty protective of just 1 person. The one I lost about 6 years ago was a good one. He had a 6th sense. He’d greet visitors as soon as they got outta their car, if he got a bad vibe he’d growl, he o my bit a couple people and honestly he figured them right. My wife loved having him around other than he was scared of thunder and would go nuts scratching at the door when a storm was coming in.


We’d also play a game where my brother or I would sprint and the other would tell the dog to “sic him”. Those heelers would catch you by the thick leather on the back back of your boot and drag you back to the house. A person drove by one day and seen this, pulled over and thought the dog was attacking. We were laughing too hard to tell them it was fun.

We've always had heelers on our farm, only females though. They were the best dogs.
When my son was a baby and he went to stay and visit grandma and grandpa, she would lay under his crib everytime he was in it. Didn't matter if it was midday or midnight, whenever he woke up, she'd go find grandma and let her know. As he got older and started walking, she never let him out of her sight.