Great Social Media posts?

[Bigjay73]

When they say: "don't stick your D in cazy".

This is crazy:

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You can stick your dick in it, just don't fall in love with it

 

[Letthemgrow]

When they say: "don't stick your D in cazy".

This is crazy:

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Kinda shocked her name isn't Tiffany

 

[Frequently Banned Troll]

Kinda shocked her name isn't Tiffany

That one wins. crazier than bat shit crazy.

 

[Bigjay73]

Kinda shocked her name isn't Tiffany

Tammy spelled "Tami" is another possibility. Ask me how I know

 

[Nick87]

She has some shitty vision

Good way to get pink eye

 

[SaskHunter]

You can stick your dick in it, just don't fall in love with it

From experience, this is only safe if you live in separate area codes...

 

[Gellar]

You can stick your dick in it, just don't fall in love with it

My three year old loves cocktail weinies, but with no bbq sauce. He yells I want a clean weinie as we walk through the store! So I always tell him he has to be careful where he puts his weenie so it doesn’t get dirty. My wife is not amused when we walk through the grocery store talking about keepin your weenie clean.

 

[Bigjay73]

My three year old loves cocktail weinies, but with no bbq sauce. He yells I want a clean weinie as we walk through the store! So I always tell him he has to be careful where he puts his weenie so it doesn’t get dirty. My wife is not amused when we walk through the grocery store talking about keepin your senior clean.

Absolutely frigging hilarious

 

[duckhunt]

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OMG that is hilarious.

 

[Nick87]

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Is there something wrong with me if .....nevermind I'm definitely not right.

 

[duckhunt]

My three year old loves cocktail weinies, but with no bbq sauce. He yells I want a clean weinie as we walk through the store! So I always tell him he has to be careful where he puts his weenie so it doesn’t get dirty. My wife is not amused when we walk through the grocery store talking about keepin your weenie clean.

That is classic

 

[Letthemgrow]

That one wins. crazier than bat shit crazy.

Looking at that first photo . . . she appears to have at least a couple redeeming qualities . . . but I bet she has a lot of Lorena rolling around in that head of hers.

 

[Stocker]

You can stick your dick in it, just don't fall in love with it

Not sure that’s even safe. You could end up in a “Florida Man” type headline. She appears to be the top tier of crazy.

“Woman bites man’s penis off for instagram likes”

 

[Potsie]

My three year old loves cocktail weinies, but with no bbq sauce. He yells I want a clean weinie as we walk through the store! So I always tell him he has to be careful where he puts his weenie so it doesn’t get dirty. My wife is not amused when we walk through the grocery store talking about keepin your weenie clean.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that thinks some innocent conversations with a toddler can be hilarious.

 

[Potsie]

BellaVondickedDown by every guide in the north hemisphere…

 

[Stocker]

BellaVondickedDown by every guide in the north hemisphere…

#binoharnassbunny

 

[Potsie]

My three year old loves cocktail weinies, but with no bbq sauce. He yells I want a clean weinie as we walk through the store! So I always tell him he has to be careful where he puts his weenie so it doesn’t get dirty. My wife is not amused when we walk through the grocery store talking about keepin your weenie clean.

My oldest asked me in the bath the other day why I always start with his hair. I told him you always have to start at the top, or else you end up with bum scrubbins’ in you hair. He was totally on board with the logic and now has to tell everyone, including the neighbors and the daycare lady about not getting bum scrubbins’ in your hair.

 

[hank4elk]

My oldest asked me in the bath the other day why I always start with his hair. I told him you always have to start at the top, or else you end up with bum scrubbins’ in you hair. He was totally on board with the logic and now has to tell everyone, including the neighbors and the daycare lady about not getting bum scrubbins’ in your hair.

I did much the same with my nieces & nephews. They went home and I got calls with what did you tell them?

 

[TheTone]

When they say: "don't stick your D in cazy".

This is crazy:

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Don’t worry guys the future of hunting is in great hands! Now where is it that anti hunters get the ammo to use against us?

 

[Pagosa]

When they say: "don't stick your D in cazy".

This is crazy:

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Crazy bitch