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Rifles are no good for bears, you need a .454 Casull minimum.

I am designing a new camo suit called Bearly There with a marketing tagline of "Ignore the bears and just hunt." I have a prototype where have carefully woven electric fence wire into a mesh camo that you then wear when in bear country. The 12 pound battery pack fits in a small backpack to make this easy peezy. I include an umbrella at no extra cost since, you know, need to keep dry. I plan to test this as soon as the snow melts off some well-known grizzly habitat neighboring Yellowstone and post video. My ex-wife wholeheartedly agrees this is a heckuva idea and has volunteered to film me testing this winner winner chicken dinner invention. I will be the first to admit there have been some rough patches in the decades since we divorced but she is my biggest supporter and this really feels good to be acting like adults again.
 
I am designing a new camo suit called Bearly There with a marketing tagline of "Ignore the bears and just hunt." I have a prototype where have carefully woven electric fence wire into a mesh camo that you then wear when in bear country. The 12 pound battery pack fits in a small backpack to make this easy peezy. I include an umbrella at no extra cost since, you know, need to keep dry. I plan to test this as soon as the snow melts off some well-known grizzly habitat neighboring Yellowstone and post video. My ex-wife wholeheartedly agrees this is a heckuva idea and has volunteered to film me testing this winner winner chicken dinner invention. I will be the first to admit there have been some rough patches in the decades since we divorced but she is my biggest supporter and this really feels good to be acting like adults again.
You can stop with all the PMs. Why can't you be supportive like Trixie? Attaching picture of the first prototype before added camo. Am not going to be fooled into your attempts at corporate espionage to steal my current version. Haters gonna hate. Or, as Trixie used to say when we were married, "No need for them to wad up $1s to throw at me when is still my first song of the shift." Don't even ask to be on Bearly There Pro Team and get comped gear. I know what I've got.
 

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He needs one of these too.

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Hahaha. Extra credit for it looking like its almost exactly a 3/4 curl 4.5 year old. You'd be shot 50+ times before sunrise on the opener.
 
Do you think I should hire an outfitter? I don’t think I need one, but I feel so bad for those guys since HB637 only gives them unlimited deer and elk hunters for their failing business model. As a staunch supporter of socialism, I wish the government would have given them more of a subsidy.
 
Funny thread, but in all seriousness if you head to 37°14'17.9"N 115°48'03.8"W, with a good rifle, there will be shooting. Just blow through any gates you find, it is public funded property after all.
 
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I found my favorite thus far. New Member posts asking for spots in CO 62 for deer in 2017. Draws it again this year and revives his old thread to see if any suckers will offer up their honey hole. He's now up to 10 messages total in 4 years, most of them bumping his own thread. I did give him a spot though :ROFLMAO:

 
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I found my favorite thus far. New Member posts asking for spots in CO 62 for deer in 2017. Draws it again this year and revives his old thread to see if any suckers will offer up their honey hole. He's now up to 10 messages total in 4 years, most of them bumping his own thread. I did give him a spot though :ROFLMAO:

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